~The NSTG Fairy Program~

[ChimeBell]

I was visited by a fairy again. You spoil me. Thank you so much

Oh, I got a cute looking man this time.  

[Life Hath Immortality]

ancantsia

@ eleanne - You have a stalker fairy? o_O

Even the smallest feline is a masterpiece

xd  

[Daypaw]

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I want to be a stalker gonk

-Lurks in the bushes-

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[SoulRIZer]

but then you will be stalking yourself DayPaw...if i got that right~

and thanks again NSTG fairy...i got this goth collar i think...and it came with a poem....credits to whoever wrote it...you got talent~  

[Ebania]

I'm pretty sure it's a poem by Edgar Allen Poe.

(It wasn't me! No, seriously, it wasn't me.)

One of my biggest fears is having a stalker. o_O *tiptoes away from thread*  

[Daypaw]

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I've had stalkers online before. It's funny now, but it wasn't at the time x3

And oh yes, I can definitely stalk myself. I have the skills to do so

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[Skyscraper Opera]

I'll stalk you, Day dramallama  

[SoulRIZer]

could you past down your techniques to me oh great DayPaw...so i can use it when im bored... xd  

[Daypaw]

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Awwww, thank you Tsu ;D I'll fedex you some of my garbage for you to root through at your leisure, kay?

@Soul: Stalking yourself is easy. All you need is a lock of your own hair, access to some bushes near your own house (preferably not visible from your windows, so you don't see yourself- not seeing yourself is key here) and a detailed map of where all you go during the day so you can follow yourself at a distance without being caught.

Be wary of neighbors- if they see you following yourself, they'll start asking questions.

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[SoulRIZer]

that actually make sense...but i think ill past or i might try it sometime...i dont really have neighbours so i dont really have to worry~  

[Daypaw]

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Getting a lock of your hair unnoticed will be the hardest part, but I have faith in you ;D

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[SoulRIZer]

0.o...i didn't think that one through...wow its harder than you think...  

[Daypaw]

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I recommend doing it while you're sleeping.

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[SoulRIZer]

0.0...ill think about it~  

[Daypaw]

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Awesome :3~

Consider the tutorial complete heart

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