==For The New People==

[Nathan Explosions]

as you are currently aware,this guild is kinda dead at the moment,some of our characters have not been showing up on account of "Life",but that doesnt mean you join this guild and never post in it,we want our Guild to be active and if your not gonna be active then there's the door...please follow our rules and we will get along just fine..if you dont then you may have to be taken deep under Mord Hause and well......you get the idea,so have fun and keep posting and try very hard not to be Dildos'....this Hause is a "d***o Free" Hause and you must respect that.....  

[AgentKaz]

Well said, Nathan, well said. Yes, people, the Haus is somewhat dead these days, and we're trying to make it not so. Unfortunately, that means that you lazy bums have to get off your metaphorical asses and get to being active. Don't be shy, we're mostly nice in here! Unless you're a d***o. We don't take kindly to dildos in this establishment. So TYPE, you futhermuckers, TYPE! There's all manner of s[riff]t to do, and there can always be more!

Just a little message from your friendly neighborhood Murderface's girlfriend. 3nodding  

[Nathan Explosions]

thank you Kaz..if you should need anything and myself or Muderface isnt here,direct your questions to AgentKaz,if you do not feel that she can answer your Dildoic questions,you may submit them in the form of a written PM and sent to me where i will look it over and take said "Questions" into consideration before i make an answer cool  

[AgentKaz]

Yes, I'm quite capable of answering your questions. Of course, said questions should be asked in a civil manner. Or else. I do know where Murderface keeps his knife collection and I do have access to it.

But, of course, I'll have no need for such things, right, people? wink You'll certainly ask me things like HOW DO I SHOT WEB without trying to threaten or act stupid, correct?  

[Nathan Explosions]

yet again this is why we have a *Dunn Dunnn Dunna Dunnnnah* dare i say it? a "Rules And Regulations" Thread,which has a vury unique threads titled,"Forum Rules & Regulations",Le Gasp!!! it can't be!! but YES!! it is true!!  

[AgentKaz]

SHOCK AND AWE!

Rules?

REGULATIONS?

What manner of f[riff]kery is this?

No, but seriously, guys. Be cool, and all will be well. 3nodding  

[Nathan Explosions]

yeah cause no one wants to be in violation "Faggotry" these days in Mordhaus,that gets you a Grade A Beat Down courtesy of 4 of our best Klokateers cool  

[totally not Toki]

- looks down pitifully, twiddles thumbs-

well, it's a funny story, actually....... sweatdrop  

[Nathan Explosions]

totally not Toki

- looks down pitifully, twiddles thumbs-

well, it's a funny story, actually....... sweatdrop

does it involve a monkey?  

[totally not Toki]

Nathan Explosions

does it involve a monkey?

well......... no....