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 Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 5:33 pm
RULES b***h 1) DON'T TAKE THIS SRSLY! 2) Be creative! 3) Let's get crazy yall! This is a crack RP, you can be anyone, all characters are welcome, this takes place in an alternate reality. There is still a Fuhrer. Um, that's all. A sexy young Madame Christmas takes a help wanted sign and puts it up in the window of her bar in Central on a sweltering August day. "Business has been so slow lately." She sighed as she took a drag from her sexy sexy cigarette. "All the girls have quit..." She looks out the window and wiped a bead a sweat off her forehead. "Hm," she smiled to herself, "I have a feeling today might be a pretty exciting"
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 5:40 pm
*A Younger unmarried hughes walks in with a swagger that could freeze ice* Hey... Im Hughes...but you lil lady can call me Maes...
*wink* I see you lookin for help... I can stir a hell of a martini... so...do I got a job??
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 6:32 pm
Stu walks in carring a gun and oints it at maes."Hell no your not maes. stu said grinning" He walks over to madam and greets himself."Hello i need a job and i cant help but to notice your hiring. So when do i start? he asked"
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 6:35 pm
Hughes points his gun at Stu sideways((KILL SHOT!!))" I dont think so!!! Madam here was just going to get me that bar tending job.. RIGHT?!?
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 6:46 pm
"OH NO HE POINTED HIS GUN SIDEWAYS KILLS SHOT KILL SHOT!!!He yells" He then throws his gun at hughes face breaking giving him a bloody nose.
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:12 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:16 pm
"Well if you liked that i got plenty of more where that came from, stu said." He then grabbed a bag of random junk and started to throw at hughes." Take that!!!! stu yelled. He then ran out of stuff and pulled out a fish and slapped hughes with it" THERE happy you made me unleash my crazy side?
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:18 pm
A small xingian boy appears on the bar!!! WHAT DO YOU DO?
*use a pokemon
*get item out of pack
*use an ability/attack
*escape
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:19 pm
"AAAAAHHHHHHHH FISH BOY!!!!!!!! STU SCREAMED. He then took his fish and slapped the xingnese boy.
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:22 pm
*selects pokemon and picks lvl.90 Hoho and selects Rainbow Attack*
"Hoho Uses Rainbow Attack!"
"Its super affective!!"
"Critical damage!!!"
"Stu fainted!"
"MAES HUGHES got 3000g and "bar tending job" !"
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:26 pm
Stu picks item which is a bag of dog poo and throws it at hooh making it fainted." HAHAHA your silly hooh wont stand against my bag of dog poo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he yelled. HE then grabs master ball and throws it at hughes catching him inside. DA-DA-DA-Dum! You caught a hughes! Do you wish to give him a nickname? " yes he said." Stu then inputs the name BOOBOOKIDDLYKINS.
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:17 pm
Ivy walks in.
"I say a tag-team battle! Madam can be the ref!" Ivy propses.
"GO, ARTICUNO, LUGIA!!!" She said, tossing 2 pokeballs into the air. She caught them, and stored them in her pocket. "Lugia! Rain Dance, Now! Articuno, Blizzard!" She commanded. Lugia used rain dance, drenching everyone, and Articuno used blizzard, locking everyone in a solid block of ice. "What a beautiful combo!" Cynthia says, appearing from nowhere. "Lugia, rock smash! Now!" Ivy commands. Lugia smashes the blocks of ice, defeating all of them. "Ivy Wins! Everyone else is unable to battle!" Madam and Cynthia says at once. "Lugia, Articuno, return! That was fun. Peace!" Ivy says, walking out the door.
Who's in the forest strolling?
The birds and the bees sing Momiji!
The frogs in the pond are calling,
Momiji, yes it's true!
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:21 pm
Stu shocked to see ivy grabbed the master ball. " well ill use hughes!!!!" he throws hughes out and yells for him to attack. The two pokemon attacked hughes with all their might and hughes was sent to poke center to rest in pokeball making him unable to get job. "There i beat everyone can i have the job now? stu asked."
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:30 pm
"Hold it Stu! Tag-Team battle! Me and Night Vs. You and a partner of your choice (besides anyone from the E4, champions or battle frontier [FYI Night and I beat them 57 times in Platinum, Diamond, Pearl, Emerald, Ruby, and Sapphire if I counted correctly]). Go Infernape!" Ivy says, tossing the pokeball into the air. (waiting for Night [nightshadow926]'s pokemon).
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
RULES:
1. No legendary Pokemon (Lugia, Ho-oh, Trios, etc.)
2. No auto-dodge
3. No auto-hit
4. No Humans
5. No Homunculi
6. ONLY POKEMON
7. No hitting the Trainer
8. No insta-kill moves allowed
9. No stealing Pokemon
10. Have Fun
11. Follow ToS
Who's in the forest strolling?
The birds and the bees sing Momiji!
The frogs in the pond are calling,
Momiji, yes it's true!
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:40 pm
Well, it's fine with me.
"Go, Froslass!" Night exclaims while throwing a Heal ball
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