Wrong Answer Game!

[Saint Crazy The Follower]

This game is easy - The first poster posts a question, and the next poster posts a WRONG answer. Then you ask another question.

Quote:

Poster 1: Why is the sky blue?

Poster 2: Because somebody spilled paint all over it!
What is 2+2?

And so on.

I will ask the first question:
Why do trees grow so tall?  

[Secret_lillies]

Because a bunny rabbit tried to eat the leaves of the tree so it had to grow taller to keep it's leaves safe.

Why do we have five toes?  

[finalfantasyfreak1O1]

A:Because we were suppose to have six but God accidentally put five.

Q:Why do cows say moo?  

[Bioluminescent Sharpies]

Because they are trying to call for their mother. But sadly she is at McDonald's being served as a Big Mac.

Why does Justin Bieber sound like a girl?  

[ToxicPlay]

Because he is a girl

Why do people have two eyes?  

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

because 3 would just look silly


why can't we see air?

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[Seraphim6496]

Because air can't see us. It's a two way invisibility thing.

Why do we have pinkies?  

[Saint Crazy The Follower]

In ancient times people used their pinkies to shoot lasers, but we lost the ability. D:

What makes chocolate cake taste so good?  

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

because chocolate is a mind control tool from the government


why can't we walk up walls?

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[Saint Crazy The Follower]

Because if we did, gravity would turn sideways. 8O

What happens when you mix baking soda and vinegar?  

[cami_gurl18]

You make a rainbow!
Why do you eat soup with a spoon?  

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

because other wise we'd have to snort it through our nose.


why is the earth round?

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[Br1ttana]

You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey

Because it is a bouncy ball.
Where is the North Pole?

Because grey will not do.

 

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

it's located in the Philippines...


What do we park on the drive way and drive on a park way?

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"