ATG Mad Libs

[Kalstolyn]

Kals is questing again!

So, in my stocking this year, I received a copy of The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook TRAVEL, mad-libs edition. Trouble is, I love mad libs but have no one with whom to share them. So, ATG, I will share with you!!!

In post 2, you'll find the current list of "blanks".
Submit your word and include which blank it's for. ie. if the list calls for a noun, your submission should read "peacock (noun)"

Once we've got words submitted, I'll post the end result.

Check sig for details!

 

[Kalstolyn]

Current list:

adjective Grizzly
noun wrench
part of the body nose
plural noun thesauruses
adjective
noun Beluga
adverb
noun
a place
occupation (plural)
adjective
silly word Yarf!  

[Kalstolyn]

Some completed examples from The IRC and from here:

how to cross a piranha-infested river

If you are travelling in the United States and find yourself having to cross a piranha-filled river, here's how to do it dejectedly:
- Piranhas are more ridiculous during the day, so cross the river at night.
- Avoid areas with netted chinchilla traps -- piranhas may be ricocheting there looking to gallop them!
- When waltzing the river, swim dumbfoundedly. You don't want to wake them up and make them stupendous!
- Whatever you do, if you have an open wound, try to find another way to get back to the ATG. Piranhas are attracted to fresh creme soda, and will most likely take a bite out of your elbow if you skydive in the water!

how to find water on a deserted island

What happens if you find yourself lost when travelling and end up on a deserted island? You'll need to find a supply of drinking water maddeningly! Here's how to find it:
1. Look for rainwater, and collect it in a bowl or shoe.
2. Collect dew by flailing rags to your arms. Dew will gather on the rags, which you can then levitate out and drink from.
3. Look for porcupine droppings. Most times, droppings will indicate a water source, because this is where porcupines like to run.
4. Head toward Hell's Gate; this may possibly indicate freshwater creeks or camels.

how to find food and water in the jungle

Taking a trip to an exotic jungle can be very egregious. But what happens if a porcupine steals all of your food and water? Instead of getting stuck eating plants (your word!) and drinking antifreeze, you'll need to find food and water apparently! Look for potatoes or a cod tree and flail it down. Scoop out the center of the tree's desk; the roots will then refill the stump with milk for about 42 days. You can also look for a river or a sky, but make sure it's a freshwater stream or else you will get superfluous and shout WHARRRGARRBL! When you get hungry, you can look for geese, more geese, and moose chicks under logs or tree stumps. Pinch their toes off, and then take a big bite. Bon appetit!

How To Build A Shelter In the Snow

If you find yourself stuck in a snowstorm and need to build a shelter, here is what you should do:
1. You will need to find a space painful enough so that you can comfortably lie down. You only need a small amount of fork to keep warm and hot.
2. Ninja a trench with a wider opening to fit your earlobe. You can use a piece of can or a whoopass to help you ninja a deep hole.
3. Cover the top of the trench with layers of Capital Letter Ss or a tarp, and then place a layer of plaster on top.
4. Once you have built a trench, leave something above the ground so that the windmill operators will know where to find you. Make sure it's a bright colour like orange so that you will be easy to spot. Then climb in and try to keep fuzzy!

 

[jimsheep]

adjective > Painful
noun > Fork
adjective > Hot
verb > Ninja
part of the body > Earlobe
noun > Can
noun > Whoopass
plural noun > Capital Letter Ss
noun > Plaster
occupation (plural) > Windmill Operators
colour > Orange
adjective > Fuzzy  

[Kalstolyn]

Well, since jimsheep just filled in ALL the blanks in one go...

How To Build A Shelter In the Snow

If you find yourself stuck in a snowstorm and need to build a shelter, here is what you should do.

1. You will need to find a space painful enough so that you can comfortably lie down. You only need a small amount of fork to keep warm and hot.
2. Ninja a trench with a wider opening to fit your earlobe. You can use a piece of can or a whoopass to help you ninja a deep hole.
3. Cover the top of the trench with layers of Capital Letter Ss or a tarp, and then place a layer of plaster on top.
4. Once you have built a trench, leave something above the ground so that the windmill operators will know where to find you. Make sure it's a bright colour like orange so that you will be easy to spot. Then climb in and try to keep fuzzy!

 

[emmmahy]

adjective = weird
noun = McGuyver
part of the body = toenail
plural noun = flowers
adjective = soothy
noun = junk
adverb = merrily
noun = coyote
a place = New York
occupation (plural) = taxi drivers
adjective = fiery
silly word = Ramtops  

[Kalstolyn]

Seriously? You're filling the whole list, too? *sigh* fine, here goes:

how to treat a scorpion sting

If you ever get stung by a scorpion, remain weird. The following advice will help you feel better in no time:
-It's important to stay calm, as the McGuyver from the scorpion can induce anxiety. Take a deep breath and close your toenail.
-Apply either hot or cold flowersto the sting, which will make you feel soothy. Take a junk, which will help ease the pain, too.
-You should seek medical help merrily, especially if you're a small coyote. When you arrive at the New York, the taxi drivers will treat the sting and make you feel fiery. You'll be so relieved, you'll yell "Ramtops!"

 

[wakusei]

Grizzly (adjective)  

[Slim95]

wrench (noun)  

[emmmahy]

nose  

[Lobo-chan]

Beluga (noun)
Yarf! (silly word)  

[Kalstolyn]

I haven't looked at the page in question in (literally) years, so...

Thesauruses (plural noun)

Other submissions?