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PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 10:49 pm


Joke around with your other branches, after all, even though were virtual brothers and sisters in virtual arms, we can technically be rivals can't we? X]

Some people ask whats the difference between the army and the navy. Well, to put it quite blunt, we marines like to say that we're the men's department.
PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 10:51 pm


lol whee

Here's the ARMY acronym-

Aren't Really Marines Yet

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 10:54 pm


Suicidesoldier#1
lol whee

Here's the ARMY acronym-

Aren't Really Marines Yet

XD I gotta remember that one for my MCJROTC class.
PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 11:09 pm


NAVY

Never Again Volunteer Yourself

(Not as funny whee )

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 11:13 pm


A'ight A'ight. lol.

I know this'll get some marines in a bunch, but it's funny.

What'll piss a marine off the fastest...


Remind them that the Navy signs their paycheck.


mwhahaha.
PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 11:14 pm


XD Those are some pretty good jokes there.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 11:29 pm


honestly, i think it's the marines. simply because they have some of the hardest training, they are first in last out with alot of stuff. i'm not being biast or anything...it's really what i think.
PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 11:30 pm


I'm going to have to say the marines too. Out of everybody they have the most rigorous PT and they have PT for the longest period of time too >_<

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 11:34 pm


Yes, this is true. Personally I think it's tah special forces but, marines are like a whole group of special forces xd
PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 11:35 pm


Not to mention they get paid the least and they have the short end of the stick when it comes to going in first and coming out last >_<

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 11:44 pm


Atlanta_Redneck
i gave some thought but i think the navy is. i mean look at there history when it comes to attacks on them. if the ship sinks most of the men on the ship are dead unless they get to a life boat on time but most of them are destroyed from missiles and stuff. land part of the military have it easier because they have a better chance of coming back rather than the navy and being left at the bottom of the sea


Right...

Well!

You still haven't passed basic training!

You should probably head over there. blaugh
PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 11:49 pm


honestly he has a point, but the marines...joining them is like signing your death warrent during war times. they are the ones that do alot of special ops, and such. I mean...a marine is basically a SeAL without the title. it's pretty crazy.

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