Dark and Robotnick formed an alliance to take over Mobius, however when Dark arrived at the Death Egg things got a little awkward. "Welcome to the Death Egg Dark." said Robotnick. Dark looks around and asks "What the hell is this?" "What?" "This whole place, what the hell is this?" "It's my greatest creation ever that's what." "Huh, so were you high when you made it?" "What?" "Look at this place! Why are there loops and floating plat forms all over?!" "It's to slow down Sonic when he attacks." "Then why did you put in a bunch of speed boosts only he can use?" "Well..." "And why aren't there any safety rails?!" "I..." "And what the hell is up with all the tvs everywhere that heal any damage he gets?!" "Ok, now those just pop up everywhere naturally." "They have pictures of Sonic's head, they're obviously made for Sonic!" "They just naturally heal him." "No they don't, your making them do that! And... stare What the hell is that?" Dark asked pointing to a robot penguin. "I am the mighty penguinator!!!" yelled the penguin causing Dark's two body guards to laugh uncontrollably. "WHAT?! How dare you laugh at my mighty power!!!" (In case your retarded, this is a Sonic shorts tribute) "... Alright that's it, f#$% you Robotnick." said Dark leaving. "I was told some giant turtle was looking for an alliance, I'll bet he's smarter then you."

The next day:

"Your getting your a** kicked by a f$%$ing plumber?!?!"