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 Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:24 pm
These days, it's hard to cross the street without being threatened with a lawsuit! So let us embrace our overly litigious society and sue each other! The point is to sue the user above you for...whatever you can think of!
Examples:
I sue you for wearing shoes that don't match your outfit!
I sue you for thinking about porn!
I sue you for breathing!
So let's get started, why am I being sued? D:
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:56 pm
I sue you for having confusing, multi-coloured hair! You are distracting your peers with all that happiness and colour!
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:49 pm
I'm suing you because you look like a lawyer, so you must have lots of money stashed away somewhere!
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:37 pm
I'm suing you because you dressed me up like this! WTF is with this outfit woman?! D:
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 3:40 am
I'm suing you for not combusting in sunlight!
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 3:59 am
I'm suing you for slander! scream
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:30 am
I'm suing you for sparkling!
(After I conveniently got rid of my own sparkles, too, hee.)
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:45 am
I'm suing you for getting rid of your sparkles.
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:16 am
I'm suing you for playing awful music on that pan pipe.
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:18 am
I'm suing you for hypnotizing me with your prettyful eyes~! Hence why I'm all bloodied up - you made me do bad things while I was hypnotized!
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 3:30 pm
 "Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow."
I sue you for matching lilac with red! - Oscar Wilde.
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 3:49 pm
I sue you for the emotional damages caused by you suing me for matching lilac with red, because the red it's matched with is BLOOD FROM TRAUMATIC INJURIES.
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 7:58 pm
I'm suing you for dripping blood all over the floor! What if someone slips in that? Then we'll have to sue you again! scream
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:36 pm
"Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow."
I sue you for tryin' ta steal mah man! *snap-snap-ghetto-pout* - Oscar Wilde.
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 9:35 pm
i sue you for making me think dirty thoughts ninja
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