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 Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:53 am
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:55 am
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Heaven's Doggy-Door
My best friend closed his eyes last night,
As his head was in my hand.
The Doctors said he was in pain,
And it was hard for him to stand.
The thoughts that scurried through my head,
As I cradled him in my arms.
Were of his younger, puppy years,
And OH...his many charms.
Today, there was no gentle nudge
With an intense "I love you gaze",
Only a heart thats filled with tears
Remembering our joy filled days.
But an Angel just appeared to me,
And he said, "You should cry no more,
God also loves our canine friends,
He's installed a 'doggy-door"!
Jan Cooper '95
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:02 am
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:03 am
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:58 am
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It seems to fit a cat's personality well doesn't it lol.
A Dog's Purpose? (from a 6-year-old).
Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife Lisa, and their little boy Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle.
I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the family we couldn't do anything for Belker, and offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home. As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be good for six-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane might learn something from the experience.
The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Belker 's family surrounded him. Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on. Within a few minutes, Belker slipped peacefully away. The little boy seemed to accept Belker's transition without any difficulty or confusion. We sat together for a while after Belker's Death, wondering aloud about the sad fact that animal lives are shorter than human lives. Shane, who had been listening quietly, piped up, "I know why." Startled, we all turned to him. What came out of his mouth next stunned me. I'd never heard a more comforting explanation. It has changed the way I try and live.He said, "People are born so that they can learn how to live a good life -- like loving everybody all the time and being nice, right?" The Six-year-old continued,"Well, dogs already know how to do that, so they don't have to stay as long."
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly.
Remember, if a dog was the teacher you would learn things like: When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure Ecstasy. Take naps. Stretch before rising. Run, romp, and play daily. Thrive on attention and let people touch you. Avoid biting when a simple growl will do. On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass. On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree. When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body. Delight in the simple joy of a long walk. Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not. If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it. When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them gently.
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:00 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:02 pm
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The Ten Commandments (pet version) (ALL OVER)
1. My life is likely to last ten to fifteen years.
Any separation from you will he painful for me.
Remember that before you buy me.
2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.
3. Place your trust in me-it's crucial to my well-being.
4. Don't be angry at me for long and don't lock me up as punishment.
You have your work, your entertainment and your friends.
I have only you.
5. Talk to me sometimes.
Even if I don't understand your words, I understand your voice when its speaking to me.
6. Be aware that however you treat me, I'll never forget it.
7. Remember before you hit me that I have teeth that could easily crush the bones of your hand but that I choose not to bite you.
8. Before you scold me for being uncooperative, obstinate or lazy, ask your self if something might be bothering me.
Perhaps I'm not getting the right food, or I've been out in the sun too long, or my heart is getting old and weak.
9. Take care of me when I get old; you, too, will grow old.
10. Go with me on difficult journeys.
Never say, "I can't bear to watch it, or, "Let it happen in my absence."
Everything is easier for me if you are there.
Remember, I love you.
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:16 pm
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Here's a song that I really love. It was written by a joke band that I like. They had a contest and whoever won would get a song written for them. Well this boy won, and his cat had just died, so that's what he wanted the song to be written about. It's not very serious and some people might get a little offended by it, but it's really cheered me up the few times I've had a cat die on me, so I'm posting the lyrics here. Sadly, I can't find a recording for it anywhere on the web anymore. I'm going to buy the CD when I have the money.
Kitty
By Albert Christmas Squirrel
You were my bestest pal.
you said your last meow.
I'll always miss you, forever..
you were my greatest pal.
Kittyy!
You were a dream!
I'm dying without you
Finding out the truth..
I've always loved your tooth.
I'm trying to hold in all of my PEE.
MAH PEE, KITTY!
I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!
I'm tryin'!
I'm tryin' to breathe!
I'm finding out that I'm
a loser.
I've always known that I'm your pal.
oh I can't talk to other
humans!
THEY FREAK ME OUT!
HOLD ON TO ME!
It's just a dream!..
I'm finding out..
that I'm a LOSER!
I've always wanted to go to Spain.
I've always played with my-
p***s EVERY DAY!
and, oh Kitty!
I know you're in heaven now!
say it to God you go meow..
MEOW..
aagh!
AAAGH!
I miss you, kitty..
in the rain.
I walk alone..
without you.
Oooooh oooh
It doesn't have quite the same impact unless you know how it sounds. It's much more powerful when you're listening to it, and the video was cute and sad as well.
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:37 pm
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Oh, jeez. I searched for this one and finally found it.
I did not make this - I just love it!
~ A Letter From Your Horse ~
When you are tense, let me teach you to relax.
When you are short tempered, let me teach you to be patient.
When you are short sighted, let me teach you to see.
When you are quick to react, let me teach you to be thoughtful.
When you are angry, let me teach you to be serene.
When you feel superior, let me teach you to be respectful.
When you are self absorbed, let me teach you to think of greater things.
When you are arrogant, let me teach you humility.
When you are lonely, let me be your companion.
When you are tired, let me carry the load.
When you need to learn, let me teach you.
After all, I am your horse.
And now, the REAL story ..........
When you are tense, let me teach you that there are lions in them thar woods, and we need to leave NOW!
When you are short tempered, let me teach you how to slog around the pasture for an hour before you can catch me.
When you are short sighted, let me teach you to figure out where, exactly, in the 40 acre pasture I am hiding.
When you are quick to react, let me teach you that herbivores kick MUCH faster (and harder) than omnivores.
When you are angry, let me teach you how well I can stand on my hind feet, because I don't feel like cantering on my right lead today.
When you are worried, let me entertain you with my mystery lameness.
When you feel superior, let me teach you that, mostly, you are the maid service.
When you are self-absorbed, let me teach you to PAY ATTENTION!! Remember? I told you about those lions in them thar woods?!?
When you are arrogant, let me teach you what 1200 lbs. of "YAHOO, LETS GO!" can do when suitably inspired.
When you are lonely, let me be your companion. Let's do lunch!...also, breakfast and dinner.
When you are tired, don't forget the 600 lbs of grain that needs to be unloaded.
When you are feeling financially secure, let me teach you the meaning of "Veterinary Services".
When you need to learn, hang around bud! I'll learn ya!
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:16 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:21 pm
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This one always makes me crying
Rainbow Bridge
Just this side of Heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.
When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone
here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows
and hills for all of our special friends so they can run
and play together. There is plenty of food, water,
and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.
All the animals who had been ill and old are restored
to health and vigor; those who were
hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again,
just as we remember them in
our dreams of days and times gone by.
The animals are happy and content, except for
one small thing- they each miss someone very special
to them, someone who had to be left behind.
They all run and play together, but the day comes when
one suddenly stops and looks into the distance.
His bright eyes are intent; his eager body begins to quiver.
Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying
over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.
You have been spotted, and when you and your
special friend finally meet, you cling together in
joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses
rain upon your face; your hands again caress the
beloved head, and you look once more into the
trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life
but never absent from your heart.
Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together...
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:55 pm
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Ooh! On a more pleasant note, we can enjoy the classic... "The Mean Kitty Song!" If you haven't seen this video on Youtube, don't even read the lyrics - go watch it first! xd So cute!
I got this little kitty about 2 months back,
He was the nicest little kitty, now a pain in my crack.
This little kitty is ninja always stalking my feet.
This little kitty is a warrior you know what I mean.
He’s an evil little kitty, look what he did to my hand!
Tries to get in trouble in any way that he can.
I can give this cat a toy but he’d rather have the wrapper,
And I always give him water, but he still drinks from the crapper.
You could lock him in the closet and he just won’t care.
Kitty chews on my shoes and he licks on my hair.
Always scratching on my favorite chair and jumping on the couch.
Playing in the windowsills and tearing through the house
He is so full of energy and easily amused.
Kitty will attack anything that moves,
Causing trouble, starting battles just so he can be a part of
He’s the meanest little kitty, so we named him Sparta!
Hey little Sparta, what is with all the fight,
Little bitty kitty wanna bite, bite, bite!
Hey little Sparta, what is with all the fight,
Little bitty kitty wanna bite, bite, bite!
Where’d you go? Are you stalking me?
Are you under the couch? quite possibly.
Ears laid back so you don’t get caught.
Ready to pounce my leg with everything you got.
I know you’re probably watching me from across the room.
Concentrating, contemplating on attacking me soon.
You’re not invisible kitty, I’m going to find you first!
Come out, come out, before I make things worse!
I’ve seen where you hide and I know where you’ve been.
Hey kitty why don’t you give in?
Even if you try to sneak up on me I’m prepared.
‘Cause I got my safety gear on and I’m not scared.
I think I hear a little kitty under the bed.
I know you’re making noises just to mess with my head.
You can stalk me all you want, but I’m not your prey.
You always seem to find me first, but not today!
Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight?
Little bitty kitty want to bite, bite, bite.
Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight?
Come on now, I’m going get you now.
I’ve got him cornered, and now he’s mine.
He’s not going to get away this time.
I’ll snatch him up fast and before he can blink.
And then--awww man, he’s asleep in the sink!
What is with this cat? I’m confused.
He’s got a bed, but its never been used.
And every waking moment kitty is up for the fight.
And then -pfft!- next minute kitty’s out like a light.
How could I let this little creature inside of my home?
I got to keep an eye on him when I’m on the phone.
I’m a little afraid to leave this cat all alone.
This kitty may destroy everything that I own!
Look at him now, I kind of feel bad.
He’s the best little cat that I’ve had,
And the one big thing I forgot to mention was that
He wasn’t fighting, he just wanted attention!
Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight?
Little bitty kitty want to bite, bite, bite.
Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight?
Showing love, that’s all this kitty does.
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:56 am
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Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 1:51 pm
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A Puppy's 12 Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,
The Santa topper from the Christmas tree.
On the second day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,
Two leaking bubble lights,
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.
On the third day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,
Three punctured ornaments,
Two leaking bubble lights,
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,
Four broken window candles,
Three punctured ornaments,
Two leaking bubble lights,
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,
Five chewed-up stockings,
Four broken window candles,
Three punctured ornaments,
Two leaking bubble lights,
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,
Six yards of soggy ribbon,
Five chewed-up stockings,
Four broken window candles,
Three punctured ornaments,
Two leaking bubble lights,
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,
Seven scraps of wrapping paper,
Six yards of soggy ribbon,
Five chewed-up stockings,
Four broken window candles,
Three punctured ornaments,
Two leaking bubble lights,
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,
Eight tiny reindeer fragments,
Seven scraps of wrapping paper,
Six yards of soggy ribbon,
Five chewed-up stockings,
Four broken window candles,
Three punctured ornaments,
Two leaking bubble lights,
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,
My wreath in nine pieces,
Eight tiny reindeer fragments,
Seven scraps of wrapping paper,
Six yards of soggy ribbon,
Five chewed-up stockings,
Four broken window candles,
Three punctured ornaments,
Two leaking bubble lights,
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,
Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed,
My wreath in nine pieces,
Eight tiny reindeer fragments,
Seven scraps of wrapping paper,
Six yards of soggy ribbon,
Five chewed-up stockings,
Four broken window candles,
Three punctured ornaments,
Two leaking bubble lights,
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,
Eleven unwrapped presents,
Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed,
My wreath in nine pieces,
Eight tiny reindeer fragments,
Seven scraps of wrapping paper,
Six yards of soggy ribbon,
Five chewed-up stockings,
Four broken window candles,
Three punctured ornaments,
Two leaking bubble lights,
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,
A dozen puppy kisses...
And I forgot all about the other eleven days.
~Author unknown~
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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:56 pm
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