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 Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:50 am
(it can be pretty interesting to see people's answers though)
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time. This little test should help you get started.
During a visit to a mental asylum, you ask the Director what the criteria is that defines if a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."
Okay, here's your test:
1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:26 pm
Well...if the bathtub's on legs, I just tip over tha tub...otherwise, I call two friends and we use all three.
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:27 pm
mass insanity there... yep.... i'd pull the plug meself.... twisted blaugh
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:28 pm
True...but that's not insane enough.
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:32 pm
never said i was insane... just mentally creative... i like to find solutions which are not being offered..... biggrin ... it messes with their heads 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:43 pm
Lyssan mass insanity there... yep.... i'd pull the plug meself.... twisted blaugh I'm with you on that one mrgreen
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:47 pm
There are three solutions.
1. First get the bucket and use the bucket to break the sink. Use the teacup to plug the hole in the sink and use the sink to dump the water out onto the director for having you to do all of this. =D
2. Get the evil director to do it because you are actually in his house and he is making you do it because his wife will come home and see the filled up bathtub she told him to dump out 3 hours earlier and he is so lazy that he can't do it.
3. Add baby formula and get 10 babies to drink up the milk. =D
I am not insane. I'm just a creative thinker. I find the fact that you are doing something else other than what people expected very funny. =D
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:24 pm
I'd take the teaspoon and teacup and pretend to have a tea party under water in the bathtub. This usually works better in a swimming pool though... but it's still fun. Try not only speaking underwater, but speaking with a British accent. blaugh now there's a challenge. xd
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:36 pm
oh dear... would that be one lump or two, thorn..... rolleyes
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:37 pm
xLil Azn Shorty There are three solutions. 1. First get the bucket and use the bucket to break the sink. Use the teacup to plug the hole in the sink and use the sink to dump the water out onto the director for having you to do all of this. =D 2. Get the evil director to do it because you are actually in his house and he is making you do it because his wife will come home and see the filled up bathtub she told him to dump out 3 hours earlier and he is so lazy that he can't do it. 3. Add baby formula and get 10 babies to drink up the milk. =D I am not insane. I'm just a creative thinker. I find the fact that you are doing something else other than what people expected very funny. =D ah... another out of the box thinker... i'm afraid they had me caged under it this time.... rolleyes
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:53 pm
Lyssan mass insanity there... yep.... i'd pull the plug meself.... twisted blaugh Actually, yes. You were supposed to pull the plug. What type of sane person would take a bucket over a simple plug? xd
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:55 pm
EVERYONE BUT LY IS CRAZY!!! whee
Poor foxy, she's all left out. *joins tea party*
Come have tea with us Lyssan!
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:56 pm
The kind who values hard work...and who is strong enough to tip over a tub.
Ye've met me, Meta...ye know I would try that one first.
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:57 pm
Kerobian The kind who values hard work...and who is strong enough to tip over a tub. Ye've met me, Meta...ye know I would try that one first. ... this is indoors. That would only make more work for later. You'd have to mop it up. Besides, if you really wanted hard work, you'd have chosen the teaspoon! 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:00 pm
metarukaze EVERYONE BUT LY IS CRAZY!!! whee Poor foxy, she's all left out. *joins tea party* Come have tea with us Lyssan! see i keep telling people i'm sane... of course no one believes me blaugh metaru... i'll bring the scones... kind of hard to eat them through the plastic though... but iffin ye unwrap them they get rather soggy.... rofl
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