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Maniacal Toaster Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 6:45 pm
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Night and drugs.
Night: So anyway Sonic I can drink all I want because being undead I can taste beer but I'm immune to all positive and negative effects it may have.
Sonic: But why do you always smoke then, you can't be an addict.
Night: It makes me look cool. (Blows a puff of smoke)
Blooper #1
Maquano and Chopper are having a sword fight and Maquano is of course winning.
Maquano: Chopper before I kill you there is something I must tell you.
Chopper: What would that be?
Maquano: Chopper...I...Am your father.
Chopper: stare What?
Maquano: I AM YOUR FATHER!
Me: CUT! Damn it Maquano you got your script mixed up with Star Wars again.
Maquano: I did, oops sorry everyone.
Me: Alright start over everyone.
Sonic: Damn it were never gonna finish this.
Maquano and doors
Meakon: Damn it Maquano why do you keep blowing up your trailers doors their not cheap you know.
Maquano: I swear man, it melted in my hand.
Pets
Blade: So that's why I don't eat mushrooms anymore.
Dark: We were talking about Summer.
Blade: Who?
Just then there was a bell.
Blade: Oh man were on come on Bang watch Bebi and Spike.
Bang: Wait your pets hate me!
They run off and slam the door. Bang slowly turns to Bebi and Spike who give him an evil look and start getting ready to shoot fire and stuff.
Bang: ...epp.
Sonic and coffee
Blade: Huh you know Sonic drinks allot of decaff.
Dark: Hey what do you think would happen if we switch it with caffeine?
Blade: (Makes an evil grin)
The next day
Sonic runs in and is all jittery.
Sonic: (Very fast) Hey guys whats up I'm doing great I just had seven cups cups of coffee and haven't blinked since. BAH!
Blade: (Holding in laughter)
Sonic: (Even faster) Hey Dark, have you ever noticed were always wearing gloves, why is that ya think. Stop starring at my tail Bang!
Bang: I wasn't...
Sonic throws a chair at Bang.
Sonic: Well I got to go now bye!
Sonic jumps out the window.
Alternate version
Blade: Huh you know Sonic drinks allot of decaff.
Dark: Hey what do you think would happen if we switch it with caffeine?
Blade: (Makes an evil grin)
The next day at Bangs funeral
Sonic: You know Bang is allergic to caffeine and I'm not the only one who drinks coffee right?
Blade: I do now. smile
Social talk
Sonic, Blade, Dark, Bang, and Night were locked in the basement and had to wait all night until someone came to get them out.
Blade: So... anyone ever have a girlfriend? I had one once, she was a cat like me only white hair and she... she was just the best.
Sonic: Well what happened?
Blade: She got hit by a train.
Sonic: WHAT!?
Blade: Yeah pretty messed up, I was crying for months.
Night: Oh, I have a story.
Bang: What about you Dark?
Dark: Yeah I did.
Bang: So you mess up?
Dark: You could say that.
Bang: Come on man what happened?
Dark: She was eaten alive by zombies in front of me.
Bang: ... Oh.
Dark: Yeah.
Bang: Was this years ago or...
Dark: Last week.
Bang: Oh this was recently. Didn't you do anything?
Dark: A car fell on top of me.
Bang: That explains the crutches.
Night: Can I tell mine please?
Sonic: Fine.
Night: O.k this is a good one, now when I was alive I met this girl named Kelley, so we talked for a bit, had a walk in the park and such, so she invites me to her house at night, so when we get there she%@$&%^&@$&^%&$%&%^&$^&@%%&^%&^%&%^#&%*&#&%^&#^*^#%*&^ Stop sign *#*&%^*^^@$^@%&^*(&^)&% Loaf of bread &*#&%^@^$%&%^*$*@$^%&%^#&*%^#*&#%
^#**^&*$&*$^*$^, then I said "Hang on I need a drink." So I go to the kitchen to get a drink and she %^&%^#&%^#&%^&**^&$ Rock ^%&%#^&^%#^%&#%^&%^*^&( But then the hose broke so we $%^^&^*^*%#&%^&*$^&^*$&*$^&#*&*^^*%^#*#%^#
In the highest room of the tallest tower @$%^$%&%^%@$%^&%^#%@
Then we dressed up like fruit and $#%$@&^&*%^*&%(#&%^&^*&^&$&^*^ So she punches me in the face and $%&%^#&@$%$%@&@$%^&$%&%^&%^&*%^@$%^@$%&@$%&%^&%^$&*#$^&@$%&@%^&^%#&%#&#%^&@^&%^##&#%^%$^&%&%&^@$&^&%^^$%@&$%^%$^%@**^()&*)(__)+_+_=-=0-*&%(&*@$%^!@$%^&$&*%*&^@^!~%$@^$%&@$%^!^!^$%&%^*^&(*)&^#%*^&$#!^@$%&*^((^&*^&((^&( But then we spent the rest of the night watching t.v.
Sonic: eek
Blade: burning_eyes
Dark: smile
Bang: (Passes out and throws up)
No zenny for you
Sonic and Megaman are in the break room.
Sonic: Hey I'm gonna get some coffee you want anything?
Megaman: Sure how much zenny does a sandwich cost?
Sonic: Zenny... Uh Megaman the only money used here is golden floating rings.
Megaman: confused
Sonic: Yeah, I know.
Darks dog
Maniacal Toaster: Dark we need to talk about Spike.
Dark: What's wrong?
Maniacal Toaster: Well I was playing fetch with him yesterday.
Dark: Right.
Maniacal Toaster: So I threw a stick, he went after it, and came back with a severed leg.
Dark: So.
Maniacal Toaster: That was freaking hilarious!
Bang the a** (OMG I meant Bang as in the dog lol)
Maniacal Toaster and Megaman are in the break room and see Coconuts pass by.
Megaman: I thought you fired him.
Maniacal Toaster: I did but then I decided to give him another job with less pay, respect, and now he has to do what everyone says.
Megaman: So you demoted him?
Maniacal Toaster: Yes. blaugh
Later. Bang is watching a movie.
Bang: Coconuts!
Coconuts runs in.
Coconuts: What?
Bang: I need popcorn.
Coconuts runs off and comes back with popcorn.
Bang: I need a soda to go with it.
Coconuts runs off and gets Bang a soda.
Bang: I don't like this flavor.
Coconuts: stare
Coconuts takes the soda, runs off and gets Bang another one.
Bang: Can I get a...
Coconuts: NO! For crying out loud stop being so lazy and get it yourself!
Bang: ... I just wanted the remote.
Coconuts hand Bang the remote. He goes through the door and is about to leave when...
Bang: Coconuts!
Coconuts: stressed
My cat Gigi
Everyone was in the break room when Sonic ran through screaming with a black cat clawing his face.
Megaman: What the hell was that?!
Maniacal Toaster: Oh that was Sonic screaming in pain.
Megaman: stare No, I meant what was on his head?
Maniacal Toaster: Oh that was my cat Gigi, he hates hedgehogs, and mice, and dogs, and rats, birds, possums, bunnies, rabbits, pretty much anything that moves.
Sonic: Get it off me!
Maniacal Toaster: Gigi down!
Gigi jumped off Sonics head leaving many scratches and lands on the table Maniacal Toaster and Megaman were at.
Megaman: So... Does he bite?
Maniacal Toaster: Oh, all the time.
Sonic(Sarcastically): No one try to help me, my eyes are just bleeding and I can't see no big deal rely!
Stereotypes
Blade is sitting on his computer when Bang kicks the door down.
Bang: Hey Blade!
Blade screams and jumps up on the roof.
Bang: Wow I'm so glad you don't support all those stereotypes in the world.
Blade: I'm surprised to hear you say that toilet boy.
Bang: I already told you never to call me that again, I made a mistake.
Blade: Your face is a mistake.
Bang: Hey how's about I kick your a**!
Blade: Try it vomit chewer!
Bang: ... Vomit chewer?
Sonic laughs at them while they fight.
Blade: What's so funny?
Sonic: You holding on to the roof, Bang drinking out of the toilet and eating his own vomit, doesn't that seem a little... you know, stereotypical?
Blade: At least I don't sleep under a pile of leaves.
Sonic: I do not...
Blade pulls a leaf from the back of Sonics head.
Blade: stare
Sonic: ... That proves nothing.
Blooper #2
Maquano and Sonic are fighting, Maquano grabs Sonic and throws him into a wall but Sonic jumps of it and crashes into Maquano, Maquano pushes him off and rips off his helmet gasping for air.
Maniacal Toaster: Maquano what the hell!?
Maquano(Panting): Don't blame me, I can hardly breath in this thing!
Bang walks in.
Bang: Hey guys what are AH!
Maquano: Come on my face isn't deformed.
Bang: No you just have RELY bad helmet hair.
Sonics life
Blade: Hey Sonic guess what, I just beat Gears of War 2.
Sonic: Guess what, don't give a s#$t.
Blade: Wow your a way bigger a** in real life then in your games.
Sonic: Alright you listen to me and you listen good, my company has been giving me the most ridicules games they could ever make, I have an a*****e of a friend who always crying about some girl who died over fifty years ago regardless of the fact most of us have way worse lives, and now I have to go to this hell hole and act for some dumbass book where I have to work with some emo moon guy who reminds me of a certain someone I hate, this horny retarded dog, some undead insane freak, that thing (Points to Chopper), (In a more enraged voice) And you... you.
Blade: 3nodding I'm sorry what I was looking at this wall. 3nodding
Sonic: stressed
Everyone argues once awhile
Sonic: (Sigh)
Dark: The hell's with you?
Sonic: I can't believe I'm actually working here, I mean this whole book is just retarded.
Dark: Hey its better then the crap Sega gave you.
Sonic: Hey my games weren't all bad!
Dark: Yeah and we all loved going through the same crap over and over.
Sonic: What's the supposed to mean?
Dark: Let me give you the plot to all your games. You run allot, Robotnick attacks, you go around to find some emeralds for the whole freaking game, you beat Robotnick, new bad guy appears and BOOM Robotnick's good, you go super, you fight the new bad guy, you win, and the whole damn thing starts again, that's what I mean.
Sonic: stare Hey, you know what Dark, f$%k you, F$%K you! (Begins walking away) You f%^king a*****e.
Racism
Blade is reading a VGcats book and Sonic see's.
Sonic: Oh are you a fan of VGcats.
Blade: What no, I don't even know who those people are Bang just told me about this book, why do I have to be a fan?
Sonic: Well its just that...
Blade: What, because their cats?
Sonic: Well that's a way to put it.
Blade: Oh I get it, just cause I'm a cat you think I like anything with cats, huh is that it?! I bet you think I in a bunch of lolcat pictures to huh?! Laying on a glass table so it looks like I'm flying!?
Sonic: I never said...
Blade: Racist!
Bad news for the dead guy
Maniacal Toaster: Night we need to talk.
Night: O.K about what? (Blows a puff of smoke)
Maniacal Toaster: That.
Night: What?
Maniacal Toaster: That.
Night: That?
Maniacal Toaster: No that.
Night: You?
Maniacal Toaster: That, your smoking problem!
Night: I don't have a problem, I can quit anytime I want.
Maniacal Toaster: How about now?
Night: I said anytime I want.
Maniacal Toaster: Night quit smoking or your fired.
Night: What, you can't fire me, who would replace me?!
Maniacal Toaster: Well I have a very large list right here, Black Mage from 8-bit theater, Richard from Looking for Group...
Night: Oh that guys my idol.
Maniacal Toaster: Yeah I thought so.
Night: Why, oh I get it because we're both undead right?!
Maniacal Toaster: I never said...
Night: Racist!
Fixing what can't be fixed
Dark was going to the pond when he saw a boat, Blade Bang and Night where on it, they saw him and let him on before they set sail.
Dark: What are you guys doing?
Blade: Teaching Sonic how to swim.
Dark: Where is he?
Blade: In the middle of the pond.
Dark: What?!
Dark ran to the edge and saw Sonic splashing upwards trying to stay up, he jumped in the pond, swam to Sonic and got him to land.
Dark: What the hell is wrong with you guys?!
Blade: It was Nights idea, besides some scenes required us to swim and Sonic needs to learn, how else were we gonna teach him?
Dark: Not drowning him, that's for sure!
Sonic: I think a fish got in my lungs.
Family Guy references
Maniacal Toaster and Sonic are in the break room.
Maniacal Toaster: So how was your day?
Sonic: Awful.
Maniacal Toaster: What happened?
Sonic: Those retards threw me into a lake trying to teach me how to swim, for f$&#xks; sakes I nearly drowned!
Maniacal Toaster: Oh my god, You can talk!
Sonic: stare
Awkward
Sonic was watching t.v when Chopper walked in.
Chopper: Hey Sonic.
Sonic: Yeah?
Chopper: Where do babies come from?
Sonic: eek Uh...
Just then Sonic saw Dark walking by.
Sonic: Hey Dark!
Dark: Yeah?
Sonic: Tell Chopper where babies come from.
Dark looks at Sonic then Chopper and walks away.
Sonic: Jerk!
Chopper: So, where do babies come from?
Sonic: Um... uh... Ask Blade.
Chopper: He told me to ask you.
Sonic: I hate Blade so much.
Chopper: What?
Sonic: Nothing, hey you know what, I'll tell you when your older.
Chopper: But...
Sonic: When your older!
That hermit guy
Blade for some reason is in an alley with some hermit guy.
Hermit guy: We just got out of the rubble when ALL of a sudden, Dark-Creatures swarmed all over us like flies on a milkshake!
Blade: That's incredible, flies swarming on shakes of milk.
Hermit guy: Oh my gosh a talking cat!
Hehehe, VGCats references.
Hermit guy: Then as we was running for our chili, Bobo got hit a giant tentacle dododlybob!
Blade: No.
Hermit guy: Yeah and then...
Just then Maniacal Toaster came in.
Maniacal Toaster: Blade there you are, come on were gonna be late for Sonics surprise birthday party.
Blade: Wasn't that a month ago?
Maniacal Toaster: Yeah were rely slow.
Blade follows Maniacal Toaster. (You know what I'm just typing M.T now)
M.T: And stop hanging out with that hermit.
Blade: Hermit guy.
M.T: Whatever.
Hermit guy: ... BLARGH I DEADS!
Blade: Wait didn't Sonic say not to give him a party and all he wants is for us to either leave him alone or die in a hole?
M.T: Did he, I never listen to him.
Tails Doll
Sonic is at a park sitting on a bench trying to read a book when Blade comes over to him with a doll that looks like Tails if he was horribly mutilated and had red eyes. (Yeah I'm making fun of the Tails Doll big whoop)
Blade: Hey Sonic.
Sonic: How is it that every time I try to be alone one of you idiots finds me, all I want is to be... What is that?
Blade: Oh this, its a doll that some person covered in rags sold me in an alley.
Sonic: I can see that, why do you have it?
Blade: Because its awesome, look at it.
Sonic: Get that thing away from me!
Blade: What's with you its just a doll, hey there's a string on its back.
Blade pulls the string and the dolls eyes glow red.
Sonic: AH!
Sonic runs away so fast he leaves a trail of fire.
Blade: Hey where are you going?
Tails doll: Can you feel the sunshine?
Blade: Oh why hello.
Tails doll: (Stares) Hello.
Blade: How are you?
Tails doll: Fine.
Blade: Alright, well it was nice meeting you.
Blade puts the doll on the bench and leaves, but then he comes back.
Blade: Oh wait, you got to meet my friends they will love you.
Blade picks up the doll and heads for the studio as the doll makes an evil grin.
Love hurts
Dark is in his room looking at a picture of Sonia. (In case you have paid no attention to the book, he has a crush on her.) Just then Bang walked in.
Bang: Hey Dark can I barrow... What are you doing?
Dark: Nothing.
Bang looks at the picture.
Bang: Oh, hey if you have a crush on Sonia why not ask her out?
Dark: I can't.
Bang: Dude I sure Sonic wont kill you, out of all of us your the only one he likes, I think.
Dark: No I mean I literally can't, my people reproduce asexually meaning we are unable to have a real relationship, that also means when I grow older I wont be able to have a family.
Bang: So... Your a whole race of freaking virgins.
Dark then kicked Bang in the face and threw him out the window.
Don't interrupt movies
Dark is in his living room watching Quarantine when Blade walks in out of nowhere.
Blade: Hey Dark...
Dark: Watching movie f$%k off.
Blade: Okay.
I'm sorry
Dark: Let me see if I got this strait, you make up everything in this book on the spot?
M.T: Yep.
Dark: Meaning right there, you decided it would be a good idea to give me a father who wants me dead, a brother who gets less screen time then Luigi gets respect, a dead girlfriend, and this? (Pulls off his right glove to show a robotic hand)
M.T: Yep.
Dark: a*****e.
Confusion
Azazel: What the hell happened to our story?!
M.T: I told you, I don't know, it just disappeared.
Azazel: Bull crap!
M.T: Listen, I don't know how or why, but its gone o.k, I didn't erase it, but its gone.
Azazel: Alright, then remake it.
M.T: Yeah I'll get to that. (Starts playing a DS)
Azazel: ... a*****e.
Dark: I know right.
EVIL!!!!
Sonic is in a garage building some sort of robot when Blade walks in.
Blade: Hey Sonic... what is that.
Sonic: What?
Blade: That giant evil looking robot.
Sonic: Huh, oh, hey what makes it so evil anyway?
Blade: How about the fact it has chain guns and rocket launchers all over it and has spikes on its shoulders.
Sonic: Uh...
Blade: And a map of Mobius with red X's on some parts each saying "Here I will attack".
Sonic: Well...
Blade: And that chalkboard right there with "Plan to take over Mobius because I'm sick of protecting ungrateful p#$&#xks; and decided to be evil" on it.
Sonic: Well... What did you come in for anyway?
Blade: Well... huh... You know what, I don't remember, well I don't see why I should keep bothering you, bye.
Blade leaves.
Sonic: Phew.
Death Note
Dark is in a lab with Tails when Bang walked in with a Shinigami behind him.
Bang: Hey guys.
Dark: Uh, Bang, why is there a Shinigami behind you?
Bang: So you can see it, thank you, Blade thought I was just going crazy!
Tails: You kinda already did.
Dark: Huh, tell me, did you pick up a black book with the words Death Note on it?
Bang: Yeah, here.
Bang hands the book to Dark.
Dark: Hm.
Dark starts writing in the book and looks at Bang.
Bang: Why are you GAH!
Bang starts having a heart attack and falls to the ground. Dark then continues writing.
Tails: Oh my god, Bang are you...
Tails then gets hit by a ball that broke the window, trips, and lands on his back so hard his spine shattered killing him instantly.
Dark: I think I'm going to enjoy this thing, so, wanna go to the local church?
Shinigami: I love you already.
Cast problems
M.T and Dark are in the conference room talking.
M.T: God damn it, we need to start the whole book over and start from scratch now, that's four whole months wasted.
Dark: Maybe if you didn't fire half the staff and had made a good plot to begin with, you wouldn't be in this problem.
M.T: Shut up, alright what ideas do we have?
Dark: Well you had the others(That you didn't fire) write their ideas in index cards, Sonic says we should just stop this whole thing.
M.T: No.
Dark: Bang said we should replace those you fired with hot girls.
M.T: Maybe.
Dark: Blade said... God, he said we should do a Caramel Dancing video.
M.T: NEVEEEEEEEER!
Dark: Don't yell at me!
M.T: What else?
Dark: Azazel said, well actually he just wrote "Who the hell are you!? Get the f$%k out of my house!" Not sure why he wrote that down.
M.T: What about Chopper?
Dark: You fired him.
M.T: Oh yeah, what about Scratch and Grounder?
Dark: You fired them too.
M.T: Maquano?
Dark: You fired him.
M.T: Coconuts?
Dark: Fired.
M.T: Flyer?
Dark: Fired.
M.T: Mario?
Dark: He never worked here.
M.T: Damn... Wanna go play Too Human?
Dark: Sure.
Anime
Dark: Are you sure...
M.T: For the last ******** time, no Blade is not a cat version of Naruto!
Dark: But he's a ninja that probably has ADD and is incredibly loud.
Blade: Bebi, where are you!!!!????
M.T: Look I told you already, I wasn't thinking of Naruto when I made you guys up, Blade is just here because I like ninjas, that's all!
Dark: Ok... So he's a cat version of you?
M.T: No!
Dark: But the original concept of this was if there was an online Sonic game and your character would be Blade and...
M.T: Shut up!
Silver sucks
Dark was on a hill reading a book when Blade ran up from behind him.
Blade: Hi Dark!
Dark: Mother ********! What do you want!?
Blade: Nothing, I'm just waiting for someone.
Dark: Who?
Blade: Some guy I met today, we were having a race here and I've been waiting for him for two hours.
Dark: What were you doing for two hours?
Blade: Sitting in that tree watching you read.
Dark: eek You've been watching me for two hours!?!?
Blade: I sure have.
Just then Silver ran up the hill panting like a dog.
Blade: There you are. you are slower then hell!
Silver says nothing but just passes out.
Blade: Man its just excuses and more excuses with you.
Dark just leaves when Blade pokes Silver with a stick.
Naruto
Blade and Bang are driving in a car through a forest.
Blade: Hey Bang, why are we driving when we're faster on foot?
Bang: Hey Blade, why are you talking when you could be shutting the hell up?
Just then a figure runs out in front of them and they run him over, they get out and run over to him, the person looked like this only unconscious, covered in bruises, and a broken arm.
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e317/Normas_fan_girl/Naruto/nb2.jpg
Blade: Crap, oh crap, what did you do?!
Bang: Why is this my fault?!
Blade: Your the one who was driving!
Bang: You can't prove that.
Blade: You where at the drivers seat holding the wheel!
Bang: So.
Just then two people in black robes covered in red clouds jumped in, one looked like a shark and the other had strange red eyes.
Blade: Oh crap, uh, sorry about your friend.
Itachi: Uh... don't worry about it, we can get him to a hospital.
Blade: Do you want us to drive you to one?
Itachi: No thanks, we can run.
Blade: Hey why are you putting chains on him?
Itachi: Uh... so his bones don't, get worse.
Blade: Oh, alright then.
The three leave and Blade notices they dropped a scroll.
Blade: Hey you dropped...
They are too far away to hear him. Blade opens it up and reads it.
Blade: Hm.
Blade does the hands signs shown and another Blade pops out from a cloud.
Bang: Oh my god!!!
Blade: Cool, hello me!
Blade clone: Hello me!
Blade: How are you?
Blade clone: Fantastic!
Blade: Great!
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 6:05 pm
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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:42 am
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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:33 am
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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:35 am
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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:40 pm
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:27 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:52 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:56 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:53 am
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:54 am
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