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 Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:55 am
 In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural.
No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 am Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper , entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
Still Having a Bad Day????
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in
Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a Bad Day????
 A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
Are Ya OK Now? - No?
 Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
What?!? STILL having a Bad Day????
Iraqi terrorist Khay
Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. God is Good!
There now, Feeling Better ????!!!!Comment Below and tell me YES OR NO + Why...
" What's Bothering YOU Today? "
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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:31 pm
Alot of this stuff sounds like e-mail forwards. confused However, everything is quite ironic. And I enjoy irony.
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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:33 pm
Hahaha, trampled by pigs.
Hahaha
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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:35 pm
Has anyone ever read The Darwin Awards? It it full of ironic deaths!
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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 4:09 pm
Love the Darwin Awards. My favourite is the guy who wanted a flying car so he added wings and some super engine to his car, only to crash into a mountain and die. I don't think he made it off the ground, and if he did, it wasn't very high.
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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 7:25 pm
*snort* The first one got me... biggrin
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:21 pm
-Gives the terrorist the RETARD award.-
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:23 pm
SeraphimDiablos -Gives the terrorist the RETARD award.- And because it killed him, he is also eligible for a Darwin Award.
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dewshine_angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:42 pm
Oh yea... lol
"Here's your sign"
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:46 pm
dewshine_angel Oh yea... lol "Here's your sign" I watch that sometimes, but when I do, I always end up laughing my butt off. The only thing is that I sometimes worry that people not from the south think that everyone from the south is like that. sweatdrop
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dewshine_angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:28 am
lilchibiusa dewshine_angel Oh yea... lol "Here's your sign" I watch that sometimes, but when I do, I always end up laughing my butt off. The only thing is that I sometimes worry that people not from the south think that everyone from the south is like that. sweatdrop No it's just one of those redneck/hillbilly stereotype things, kinda like the dumb blonde thing 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:01 pm
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl 
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:13 pm
I'm not going to go through the whole plite I'm in...some of you already know of it. This is the best place I could think of to post this. Sorry if it's not the right place. sweatdrop
I just wanted to take a moment to thank all of you for your kind words and thoughts for my family and I in this troubling and difficult time. Your kind words give me the strength I need to carry on and push forward. It is nice to know that friends who you don't really even know in the flesh are pulling for you and yours. Thank you all again, and please continue to be kind to one another. heart
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:00 pm
o.o I'm sorry about that, Angelique. I have no idea what's going on, but Diablos always is willing to give out hugs. biggrin
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:19 pm
Same here! Once you're in our guild, you're in our family. 3nodding
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