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 Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:29 pm
I have decided that pizza hates me, because this is the third time in as many weeks that I've bitten my tongue whilst eating one. Have I angered the pizza gods? gonk I just want tasty noms!
I wouldn't mind too much, but this time I seem to have bitten a small chunk out of the side of my tongue. And it hurts. A lot.
crying
EDIT: And now I feel a bit sick
Do foods haet yew?
Do foods haet me?
Are there pizza gods, and have I angered them?
Butts.
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:33 pm
Aww, poor Bass. You should gargle with some warm salt water. Or duct tape.
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:34 pm
I'm... I'm with you on the salt water, but how the hell does duct tape help? xd
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:36 pm
Okay, well duct tape is infinitely awesome, right? So tape your tongue with it as an offering to the pizza gods.
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:40 pm
. . .
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Duct tape your tongue...
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. . .
BEST IDEA EVAR!
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:43 pm
... That's so crazy it just might work!
xd
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:46 pm
No, Bass. It's so crazy, it will work! cool
But back to pizza, it is teh yums...like seriously.
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:49 pm
So good, but so painful
crying
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:57 pm
Pizza is yummy...
But it's always what I eat before I have super duper nervousness... or not feeling goodness...
And my prego tummy doesn't like it that much either.
So I understand. Pizza hurts me too. sad
I can't imagine duct tape tastes good. You could waterproof band-aid it.
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:46 pm
I AM SO GONNA DUCT TAPE MY TONGUE.
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:51 pm
I say shun the gods! Forsake 'em...forsake 'em all mad
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:03 pm
I wouldn't normally comment just to say lol.
but lol. biggrin
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:31 pm
Bass you might think to chew your food more slowly. wink
It might help stop any future bitting.
Also when I read "You should gargle with some warm salt water. Or duct tape."
I imagined that you had suggested gargling with the duct tape. lol
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:45 pm
Yes, that sentence does read "you should gargle with duct tape." LOL
Also.... lolbutts. And I totally just grabbed lizzica's booty in this thread.
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:47 pm
Why would your tongue be that far forward anyway?
Cheese pizza is best, by the by. Simplicity in execution and nummy in flavor.
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