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 Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:34 pm
what goes on in band stays in band, but this is the band nerds guild, so i think it qualifies. xp
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Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:22 pm
There are too many to list, these days.
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Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 7:21 pm
Who knows how many tuba players it takes to screw in a light bulb?
3....1 to hold the light bulb and 2 to drink until the room spins....
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Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 7:22 pm
omg-im-anime-freak Who knows how many tuba players it takes to screw in a light bulb? 3....1 to hold the light bulb and 2 to drink until the room spins.... no offense to any tubas who read dis....
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Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:32 pm
I got one better than that.
How do you tell if that band room floor is level?
If the drool is coming evenly out both sides of the drummers mouths.
No offense to drummers. <3rs you all!
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Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:21 pm
okay well yesterday peter [a sax player] paris [bass clarinet] khalil [tuba] and i [sax] were playing this song where me and paris have to hold a low G for like 14 measures but i never play it because i breathe when im not sposed to, so paris takes care of it..and heres wat hapend:
"paris, you can blow for a long time" [khalil]
-we all start laughing-
-peter looks down- [at his...ya know]
"hey paris..you know tomorrows my bday right?"
-more laughing-
hahahhahhaahhaahahhahh
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Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:18 pm
Well how do u know if ur playin the note right?
If every1 else is playin it wrong.
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:07 am
well one year this girl amed rachel beamon showed up to a comp w/o her clarinet, and she was like "dorries (our bd), wheres my clarinet"
dorries "you were supposed to bring it"
rachel "no you were!"
~~after~~
they couldnt find a stand for their wind chimes so guess what her job was! oh, and she NEVER performed w/ dorries again!
so therefore, before comps dorries is always like "dont pull a rachel beamon on me"
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 8:40 am
well my band has a liitle joke on band trip
"What happens on band trips or in band goes on facebook" So everyone is carful how they sleep on the bus
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:29 pm
A few of the few in our marching clarinet section(6. Only 4 including me know it. One was sick and the other was in disneyland.) have a bit of a joke. Weenily. It was the word our SL made up.
What happened:
SL: Alright, play measures 1-17 in Sweet Child.
-It is me and the other freshman playing. The other girl has a different part that doesn't have the many guitar licks the clarinets paly, so she is looking over music she is having troubles with. I play okay, with a few missed notes and for once marking time in time, but the other freshman butchers the whole thing. she gets kind of mad.-
Me: That wa sbad.
SL: Before I start critiquing the whole thing, you both need to play louder. Clarinet players are said to be weenies. Try again, and lets try not to play weenily.
All three of us: Weenily?
Other girl: I love you.
We are all laughing.
Oh, and so the I love you part isn't as awkward, she is referring to loving you like "You are so weird but awesome." Not "I want to go out with you" kind of loveXD
So yeah. Clarinet inside joke.
And then Claribelled. That is only known to a few people. It means someone was not in their spot, and whoever was in front of me got hit by my clarinet, Claribell. You have been claribelled...
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:59 am
sylvan learning center coupons...
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:12 pm
lolz, there's this guy that always rings up to say he's late... But some guys talked to him about it and he said he's usually waiting in the queue at mcdonalds when he rings xp So now every time he rings half of the band burst out laughing and the other half stare at us. It's really weird.
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 9:08 pm
This is one that my band class knows well. Its the Band Flu Jarve! Were going on an adventure Jarve!
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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:27 pm
at band over here we do this chain thing where we all lay on each other, if 1 of us fall, we all fall. hard to discribe it so here's a pic of us doing it  its really fun, and its a good exercise for your legs
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:20 pm
on our way back from Kansas City, MO, there was a tornado warning so 8 buses full of kids stopped at a mall in Sioux City... there was a bunch of kids in a circle singing Kum-bi-yah (sp?)... it was great! and on the same trip most of my bus formed a soap opera in which no one was straight except 2 ppl and one of them died so the other went gay... yea.. that was interesting
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