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 Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:52 pm
This game is very simple. Just curse the person above you. Something silly and harmless, like these: Quote: May orange sqeeky balls bounce on your head for eternity! Quote: May neon green gum forever be stuck to the bottom of your shoe! Quote: Always shall you sit next to the crying baby on the airplane!
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:28 pm
^ May you always be forced to sit on the FLOOR of the bus! eek
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:39 pm
eek Oh dear god no....No! (I was on this trip once where the bus had a toilet in the back. Turns out a lot of the...stuff...inside that toilet spilled out onto the floor and went all over the floor of the bus. People had to sit with their feet underneath them and their bags on their laps the whole time. It was sickening. whee )
^ May your lightbulbs always burn out two minutes after you install them. xd
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:27 pm
May the sad clown handing out balloons to children always hand you a green one.
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:29 pm
May your paypal transfers always take 6 business days!
(they take 4-6 business days)
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:30 pm
May every electronic device you purchase have a dead pixel.
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:11 pm
Always shall you stumble upon the last square of toilet paper!
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:47 pm
May your smoke detector have a snooze button.
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:47 pm
^ May you always be forced to pay extra when in a taxi
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:41 pm
Always shall your flights be delayed by two hours!
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:42 pm
May you get lost in a zoo for six hours!
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:45 pm
May all your toenails be unclipable.
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:48 pm
May your pens always run out of ink when you start to write and your pencils always break!
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:49 pm
May your clothing always get caught on your piercings/on fences and table edges
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:53 pm
May all your electronic devices have turrets.
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