So my mom found my porn

[Poppycawk]

Yeah.
And she told me and I wasnt embarrassed.
Should I have been?

I kinda had a chuckle about it
oOo  

[faint old rhyme]

lol
No one's everrr allowed in my room, except friends.

 

[Poppycawk]

This was on the computer, it had nothing to do with my room.

My internet crashed last night and my mom not knowing how the ******** computers work, decided to restart the internet from the way it was before it crashed, and bam! GAY SEX in her face.  

[faint old rhyme]

oh lol
that sucks.

 

[Poppycawk]

i think its funny  

[faint old rhyme]

i would've been so embarrassed xp

 

[jason the evil sunflower]

i would kill myself code srs  

[fortunes arc]

livexitxup0

lol
No one's everrr allowed in my room, except friends.

people are scared to go in my room


but i dont have any porn stashed in there anyways  

[Poppycawk]

My room always has my underwear lying around.
And Im very self conscious of them so no one comes in here.  

[Star Scoundrel]

thats why i dun keep porn on my comp oOo
and cuz i dont really at porn often or at all hardly  

[Poppycawk]

I dont save any porn.
This was just stuff on the internet.
And when the internet crashed I was too tired to go back and fix it.
Then when mother got on this morning it said "would you like to continue from last?"

and the stupid c**t said yes cause she doesnt know how comps work.
gawd
i hate her

but not just for this, for lots of s**t
neutral  

[Gordums]

that's what you get for trying to satisfy your primal urges you creep.

 

[The_Meow_Machine]

xD
That's awesome.
My mom caught me masturbating once. She walked into my room without asking. Then she looked scared, and she walked out.
b***h, I told you to knock. You shouldn't be a b***h about me wanting to keep the door to my room closed. mad  

[mixophilia]

my mom sees my brother's porn all the time and thinks it's funny. he's even got a girl in lingerie on his desktop.

she caught me looking at a fully clothed picture of a cute, smiling guy and asked me what the hell i was looking it. :/

so, eh. yeah, moms are retarded sometimes. i care about what she thinks of me though, so i'd be super embarrassed if she saw my porn ;~;  

[Friendly Zombie Tentacles]

danny bear goes rawr

I dont save any porn.
This was just stuff on the internet.
And when the internet crashed I was too tired to go back and fix it.
Then when mother got on this morning it said "would you like to continue from last?"

and the stupid c**t said yes cause she doesnt know how comps work.
gawd
i hate her

but not just for this, for lots of s**t
neutral

Aww its ok. I would be so embarrassed if that happened to me...BUT my dad is like a ******** computer engineer. so i don't do online porn...well I hope you have better luck next time or you should like watch her from far away to make sure nothing bad cold happen and if you see something and know something might happen you should just tell her that you will handle it smile