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 Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:53 pm
So, why did you divorce the person above you? xd
Did you want to start your own church?
Did they empty a can of tuna on your head?
Did they try to strangle you with a live octopus?
Are you too good for them, or are you simply bored?
So go ahead, why'd you divorce the person above you! razz
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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:28 pm
She didn't share my 'love' for tentacles. sad
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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:27 pm
^ cheated on me with a sushi roll
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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:13 pm
^Posted videos of it all over the internet for revenge
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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:38 pm
^disabled my internet and phone service for six months in revenge
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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:27 pm
^was still married to Blackrose Kaire at the time of our wedding.
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High-functioning Shapeshifter
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 6:49 pm
^got angry over it even though it was only recognized in North Korea
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:55 am
SHE CLAIMED THAT I WAS A WITCH AND THAT I STOOD ON TOP OF MY CASTLE TRANSFORMED INTO A BLACK SWAN CIRCLED IT THREE TIMES AND I HAD TO GO TO COURT AND MY BEST PAL BJORN AGREED TO DEFEND MY HONOR IN THE ARENA AND HE WAS PWNED BY THE BLACK KNIGHT AND THEN THE TWO OF US ENDED UP IN HEL WHICH WAS PRETTY LAME I WAS KINDA HOPING I WOULD GET TO HANGOUT WITH ODIN OR SOMETHING YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN RIGHT?
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:07 pm
stupid story man.... -_-
^makes up stupid stories
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 4:26 am
^wouldn't convert with me when I found Scientology
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:10 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:31 pm
for not getting me a snack after making love ROAR
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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:18 pm
For stealing all my poptarts
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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:40 pm
^for loving poptarts more than she loved me sad
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:04 am
Oh man sometimes I miss pop tarts.
^turned me into a newt!
I got better though
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