AALEEYAAAAAA

[Hairball Essences]

my grandmother called me sexy omg
I swear



discuss your grandparents
exclaim
 

[The_Meow_Machine]

redface I love old ladies  

[Hairball Essences]

I know omg I totally thought of you when she said it
 

[The_Meow_Machine]

redface redface redface really?  

[Hairball Essences]

of course
wink
 

[The_Meow_Machine]

heart I feel so special
I think of you all the time
redface  

[fortunes arc]

scary lesbians  

[Gordums]

omg mine r ded redface

hey u gaiz non of dat hurrrrr

well onli a little kk

 

[faint old rhyme]

Old people are the best. ^.^

 

[SequoiaSeeds]

my grandparents are dead. well, except for the one. but he's dead on the inside.  

[The_Meow_Machine]

YOU GUYS HAVE SEX ALL THE TIME WHY CAN'T WE scream scream scream

I mean, uh... what? heart redface  

[Rainbow Bracelets]

#1 rule
No scary lesbian grandma sex between you &hairy balls scream
ya it's that specific  

[Hairball Essences]

The_Meow_Machine

YOU GUYS HAVE SEX ALL THE TIME WHY CAN'T WE scream scream scream

I mean, uh... what? heart redface

scream

brb taking out my false teeth & putting on my strap-on
wink wink wink heart

[Gordums]

Hairball Essences

The_Meow_Machine

YOU GUYS HAVE SEX ALL THE TIME WHY CAN'T WE scream scream scream

I mean, uh... what? heart redface

scream

brb taking out my false teeth & putting on my strap-on
wink wink wink heart

then i want you to wash it before you give it back this time

 

[The_Meow_Machine]

ooo yaaa now I put on my wig and powder my face
I take some tums and then I put some extra powder all over my body
I wait in my long, flannel nightgown on the bed, sitting very provocatively. ;O
heart heart heart