Vampires Vs. Chuck Norris

[YunieCookie]

So, my English teacher saw the Twilight movie this past weekend, and my class had a huge discussion about it.. One of the people in my class REALLY does not like the entire thing >>
This spawned a conversation (though I have NO IDEA how..) about Chuck Norris vs. Vampires between the people sitting near me (including the Twilight-hating person..)

So ATG:
Who do you think would win?
How do you think they would win?
Do you like the Twilight series? (I think there's already a thread for this, but, oh well, it's relevant)
Chuck Noris jokes, do you have a favourite?

EDIT
Poll options have changed. Who would win? Ninjas? Pirates? Or Pirate-Ninjas in an epic battle against the other two? Killer Waffles? Or Killer Muffins?  

[Bassios]

Neither would win, For RX-178 Gundam Mk-II would crush them both.

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[Red Glacier]

Neither. they're all god modders and nothing would get done, especially in the lines of entertainment. Just look at superman :3  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

Chuck Norris.

His calendar goes directly from March 31st to April 2nd because no one fools Chuck Norris.  

[Saverio C.]

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird. He would defiantly kill the panzy vampries in Twilight let alone real ones.  

[Omnileech]

Chuck Norris jokes are stale and besides, he sucks. He's crazy and so lame that he sued over a book of Chuck Norris facts.

On the other hand, there still is Mr. T

and his documented exploits.  

[Sentama Lin]

Twilight Vampires != Real Vampires;

Twilight != Good Literature;

Twilight == Really sappy and cliche love story for pre-pubescent girls;

Chuck Norris > Real Vampire;

Real Vampire > Twilight Vampire;

Chuck Norris > Twilight Vampire;

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[Saverio C.]

Omnileech

Chuck Norris jokes are stale and besides, he sucks. He's crazy and so lame that he sued over a book of Chuck Norris facts.

On the other hand, there still is Mr. T

and his documented exploits.

UNBELIEVER. THOU SHALL FALL AT THE HAND OF THE THIRD FIST! YOU AND YOUR HEATHEN T!  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

Lin just mathematically proved the Big Chuck is superior. XD

Well, it looks like math. :3  

[Omnileech]

Saverio C.

Omnileech

Chuck Norris jokes are stale and besides, he sucks. He's crazy and so lame that he sued over a book of Chuck Norris facts.

On the other hand, there still is Mr. T

and his documented exploits.

UNBELIEVER. THOU SHALL FALL AT THE HAND OF THE THIRD FIST! YOU AND YOUR HEATHEN T!

Oh I'm trembling in my boots. Really, Chuck Norris is so lame. To think that a 2005 meme could go so stale.  

[Saverio C.]

You internet savvy b*****d. Norris is always cool. Stale Bread makes the best bread pudding!  

[Sentama Lin]

Saverio C.

You internet savvy b*****d. Norris is always cool. Stale Bread makes the best bread pudding!

Especially with some exquisite cream sauce...  

[Saverio C.]

Sentama Lin

Saverio C.

You internet savvy b*****d. Norris is always cool. Stale Bread makes the best bread pudding!

Especially with some exquisite cream sauce...

You just had to gay it up huh? Couldn't let one of the best deserts ever stand alone for all to enjoy. Had to throw cream sauce on it.  

[Lobo-chan]

We could 'gay it up' more for you if you really want, Sav =P

Hmmm... Chuck Norris would win because... Well, because Twilight is way overrated, as is Chuck Norris... but Chuck Norris jokes>the Twilight movie, which was one big joke ^.^;