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 Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:23 pm
So, my English teacher saw the Twilight movie this past weekend, and my class had a huge discussion about it.. One of the people in my class REALLY does not like the entire thing >>
This spawned a conversation (though I have NO IDEA how..) about Chuck Norris vs. Vampires between the people sitting near me (including the Twilight-hating person..)
So ATG:
Who do you think would win?
How do you think they would win?
Do you like the Twilight series? (I think there's already a thread for this, but, oh well, it's relevant)
Chuck Noris jokes, do you have a favourite?
EDIT
Poll options have changed. Who would win? Ninjas? Pirates? Or Pirate-Ninjas in an epic battle against the other two? Killer Waffles? Or Killer Muffins?
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:25 pm
Neither would win, For RX-178 Gundam Mk-II would crush them both.
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:26 pm
Neither. they're all god modders and nothing would get done, especially in the lines of entertainment. Just look at superman :3
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:28 pm
Chuck Norris.
His calendar goes directly from March 31st to April 2nd because no one fools Chuck Norris.
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:49 pm
Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird. He would defiantly kill the panzy vampries in Twilight let alone real ones.
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:50 pm
Chuck Norris jokes are stale and besides, he sucks. He's crazy and so lame that he sued over a book of Chuck Norris facts. On the other hand, there still is Mr. T and his documented exploits.
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:52 pm
Twilight Vampires != Real Vampires;
Twilight != Good Literature;
Twilight == Really sappy and cliche love story for pre-pubescent girls;
Chuck Norris > Real Vampire;
Real Vampire > Twilight Vampire;
Chuck Norris > Twilight Vampire;
return 0;
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:55 pm
Omnileech Chuck Norris jokes are stale and besides, he sucks. He's crazy and so lame that he sued over a book of Chuck Norris facts. On the other hand, there still is Mr. T and his documented exploits. UNBELIEVER. THOU SHALL FALL AT THE HAND OF THE THIRD FIST! YOU AND YOUR HEATHEN T!
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:17 pm
Lin just mathematically proved the Big Chuck is superior. XD
Well, it looks like math. :3
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:25 pm
Saverio C. Omnileech Chuck Norris jokes are stale and besides, he sucks. He's crazy and so lame that he sued over a book of Chuck Norris facts. On the other hand, there still is Mr. T and his documented exploits. UNBELIEVER. THOU SHALL FALL AT THE HAND OF THE THIRD FIST! YOU AND YOUR HEATHEN T! Oh I'm trembling in my boots. Really, Chuck Norris is so lame. To think that a 2005 meme could go so stale.
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:27 pm
You internet savvy b*****d. Norris is always cool. Stale Bread makes the best bread pudding!
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:28 pm
Saverio C. You internet savvy b*****d. Norris is always cool. Stale Bread makes the best bread pudding! Especially with some exquisite cream sauce...
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:13 pm
That's not a fair contest at all.
Chuck Norris's chin is made of sunlight and thus is fatal to any and all vampires...including the "sparkly" ones.
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 7:42 pm
Sentama Lin Saverio C. You internet savvy b*****d. Norris is always cool. Stale Bread makes the best bread pudding! Especially with some exquisite cream sauce... You just had to gay it up huh? Couldn't let one of the best deserts ever stand alone for all to enjoy. Had to throw cream sauce on it.
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 7:46 pm
We could 'gay it up' more for you if you really want, Sav =P
Hmmm... Chuck Norris would win because... Well, because Twilight is way overrated, as is Chuck Norris... but Chuck Norris jokes>the Twilight movie, which was one big joke ^.^;
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