The year is 2007 and you clicked this bouncing ad just to get it to stop clogging your screen. But then your screen glows black. You are now fully aware of the power you have been given...You feel it in your bones.
Then...a small notification window pops up.
Bulletin From Heaven
Attention Humans!
The Bureaucracy that is Heaven's Request Fulfillment Department is on strike!
We are tired of taking your requests and granting your meaningless wishes!
We are also sick and tired of getting your complaints when your stupidity doesn't work out!
WE QUIT!
You are on your own! We have established way for you all to shut up and quit whining at no expense of our own!
You all will be granted one wish.
The wish is meant to be spent.
It can be almost anything.
You just have to follow these rules.
1. You cannot kill anyone.
2. You cannot raise the dead.
3. You cannot conflict with another wish, the first wisher's wish will be granted first and yours cannot conflict with it.
4. You cannot take anything away from anyone through use of your wish.
5. You cannot wish for more wishes.
6. You cannot wish to be God or Godlike or to do Mass Creation/Destruction.
7. If you wish someone to fall in love with you, the rest of the world will hate you as a consequential action.
If you have any questions, send a request e-mail to this address for assistance:
customerservice@heavenhumanresources.net
(It's fake, by the way, as an OOC note)
Human Resources will send someone right away with help.
Also, if you want more than one wish, you must kill with your own two hands the person whose wish you want.
A tiny star-shaped gem will float up from their body and you simply grasp it before anyone else does, and it is absorbed into your body.
You will have no way of knowing if this person has spent their wish or not until you have killed them.
If you have killed ten wish-having people by yourself with your own being in one day and still have no remorse for it, then you are granted an extra wish on top of those ten that is exempt to the rules.
You also will not die of age until you have spent your wish.
Good Luck, Peons! We're not liable for your crap anymore!
Heaven has given up on the human race and its sinful indulgence and arrogance and whining. Now it's all in our hands...
What will we do with such power..?
30 years has passed and everyone has seen this bulletin and has been given their wish. With the department in heaven still on strike, the humans are truly on their own now.
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Template for Profiles:
For Humans:
Heaven's Human File

First Middle Last
I have seen [AGE] years.
I however have aged to [Apparent Age].
I was born [Sex], And I think [Gender Identity]
I happen to be attracted to [Men/Women/Both/All]
I [have/have not] used my wish.
I [am/am not] sane.
(if you answered 'am not', put your disorder's name here, if you answered 'am', delete this.)
I work as a [occupation]
My History:
(At least two paragraphs)
My Personality:
(At least one paragraph)
What I look for in life:
(No requirement/restriction)
I have seen [AGE] years.
I however have aged to [Apparent Age].
I was born [Sex], And I think [Gender Identity]
I happen to be attracted to [Men/Women/Both/All]
I [have/have not] used my wish.
I [am/am not] sane.
(if you answered 'am not', put your disorder's name here, if you answered 'am', delete this.)
I work as a [occupation]
My History:
(At least two paragraphs)
My Personality:
(At least one paragraph)
What I look for in life:
(No requirement/restriction)
[quote="Heaven's Human File"][imgleft]IMAGE[/imgleft]
[align=right][i][b][color=#0d2cfd]First[/color] [color=#00a5f0]Middle [/color][color=darkblue]Last[/color][/b][/i]
[size=9]I have seen [color=#a200f0][AGE][/color] years.
I however have aged to [color=#a200f0][Apparent Age][/color].
I was born [color=#a200f0][Sex][/color], And I think [color=#a200f0][Gender Identity][/color]
I happen to be attracted to [color=#a200f0][Men/Women/Both/All][/color]
I [color=#a200f0][have/have not][/color] used my wish.
I [color=#a200f0][am/am not][/color] sane.
[i](if you answered 'am not', put your disorder's name here, if you answered 'am', delete this.)[/i]
I work as a [color=#a200f0][occupation][/color]
[color=#0089d6]My History:[/color]
(At least two paragraphs)
[color=#0089d6]My Personality:[/color]
(At least one paragraph)
[color=#0089d6]What I look for in life:[/color]
(No requirement/restriction)[/size]
[/align][/quote]
[align=right][i][b][color=#0d2cfd]First[/color] [color=#00a5f0]Middle [/color][color=darkblue]Last[/color][/b][/i]
[size=9]I have seen [color=#a200f0][AGE][/color] years.
I however have aged to [color=#a200f0][Apparent Age][/color].
I was born [color=#a200f0][Sex][/color], And I think [color=#a200f0][Gender Identity][/color]
I happen to be attracted to [color=#a200f0][Men/Women/Both/All][/color]
I [color=#a200f0][have/have not][/color] used my wish.
I [color=#a200f0][am/am not][/color] sane.
[i](if you answered 'am not', put your disorder's name here, if you answered 'am', delete this.)[/i]
I work as a [color=#a200f0][occupation][/color]
[color=#0089d6]My History:[/color]
(At least two paragraphs)
[color=#0089d6]My Personality:[/color]
(At least one paragraph)
[color=#0089d6]What I look for in life:[/color]
(No requirement/restriction)[/size]
[/align][/quote]
For Angels:
Heaven's Angel Worker File

First Middle Last
Age: (At least 400 years)
Sex:Male or Female
Tragic Flaw:(Like mean, stupid, arrogant...)
Ruling Virtue:(Any of the Seven Virtues[Reference])
Choir: (Only Cherubim, Archangels and Angels work in Human Resources)
Completed Human Resource Cases to Date:
(Enter a number)
Personality:
One paragraph minimum.
Work History:
One paragraph minimum.
Age: (At least 400 years)
Sex:Male or Female
Tragic Flaw:(Like mean, stupid, arrogant...)
Ruling Virtue:(Any of the Seven Virtues[Reference])
Choir: (Only Cherubim, Archangels and Angels work in Human Resources)
Completed Human Resource Cases to Date:
(Enter a number)
Personality:
One paragraph minimum.
Work History:
One paragraph minimum.
[quote="Heaven's Angel Worker File"]
[imgleft]IMAGE[/imgleft]
[align=right][i][b][color=#30a00e]First[/color] [color=#83dc04]Middle[/color] [color=green]Last[/color][/b][/i]
[size=9]Age: [color=#dca304](At least 400 years)[/color]
Sex:[color=#dca304]Male or Female[/color]
Tragic Flaw:[color=#dca304](Like mean, stupid, arrogant...)[/color]
Ruling Virtue:[color=#dca304](Any of the Seven Virtues[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_virtues][Reference][/url])[/color]
Choir: [color=#dca304](Only Cherubim, Archangels and Angels work in Human Resources)[/color]
Completed Human Resource Cases to Date:
[color=#dca304](Enter a number)[/color]
[color=#00c2b8]Personality:[/color]
One paragraph minimum.
[color=#00c2b8]
Work History:[/color]
One paragraph minimum.
[/size][/align]
[/quote]
[imgleft]IMAGE[/imgleft]
[align=right][i][b][color=#30a00e]First[/color] [color=#83dc04]Middle[/color] [color=green]Last[/color][/b][/i]
[size=9]Age: [color=#dca304](At least 400 years)[/color]
Sex:[color=#dca304]Male or Female[/color]
Tragic Flaw:[color=#dca304](Like mean, stupid, arrogant...)[/color]
Ruling Virtue:[color=#dca304](Any of the Seven Virtues[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_virtues][Reference][/url])[/color]
Choir: [color=#dca304](Only Cherubim, Archangels and Angels work in Human Resources)[/color]
Completed Human Resource Cases to Date:
[color=#dca304](Enter a number)[/color]
[color=#00c2b8]Personality:[/color]
One paragraph minimum.
[color=#00c2b8]
Work History:[/color]
One paragraph minimum.
[/size][/align]
[/quote]