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Dear Satan,

For christmas I would like a red fire truck

I still beleive in Santa, but I have an actual reason. When I was 8, and my brother was 7, our room was the attic of our house. On Christmas night, we had gone to sleep almost as soon as we got in bed. Btu for some resson, in the middle of the night we both woke up at the same exact time. My bed was right next to the window, adn during the nigth ,when I couldn't sleep, I often would stare otu the window and then eventuallly go tot sleep. So l,since I couldn't sleep, I looked out the window. And in the sky, my I could see a red light. My borther and I freaked out and closed our eyes, hoping it was Santa. Then, about 10 minutes later, there were a ubnch of noises on the roof above us. AS sson as they stopped we frell asleep. I still say it was Santa, and if you don't beleive me then oh well, but it's the truth, and I have an avid reason for it, so there.

It always bugs me when people say that it's a twelve hour period. The earth rotates, people! Ergo, if Santa timed it properly, he'd have a full 24 hours time to deliver gifts as he would use the rotation of the earth to his advantage. Time zones. Think about it.

As for santa letter writing.... I only did that once as a kid. razz I've never really been one for letter writing, though for the ATG, I do it. X3

When I was little, I never left cookies or milk for Santa (Reason: ants). I never stayed up waiting for him to come (Reason: the whole family usually doesn't get to sleep until like 2 or 3 am on Christmas Eve/Day, cuz we open our gifts once it hits midnight. That usually included my gift from 'Santa' (cuz either he would drop his gift off early or it would be waiting behind the tree the next day)). I don't quite remember if I've ever written a letter to him, but if I have, then it was only once or twice (Reason:...um...there's no real reason for that one sweatdrop ).

Now, I don't believe in Santa Claus. But I still like the idea of him floating around in the form of Christmas spirit. Kinda like Erv does.

Yay for holiday spirit~
*sings Christmas songs...off-key sweatdrop *

lulz @ Pen's response

Dude, that was me in my Santa costume. The real one is quite jolly, and fat.

Dear Santa,

This Christmas the only present I want is a sniper rifle, so that I can kill some people on a wild killing spree and then an hero.

Yours truly,
Mr. Cow

Did that get around? ******** you, internet...

Anyway:

Dear Santa,

You and I haven't spoken in a while, but I know we still tight. We're like this. I don't have a lot to ask you for this year, as I oldered and oldered, I need less and less to survive. Soon, my friends and family will begin buying me obscure power tools for lack of anything more sensible or practical. However, you, I think will always know what I want; my theory there is that you're magical, and they're just mundane people. So by your rosy cheeks, if you ever get me a ******** power tool, I swear to god, that'll be the end; I'll stop believing, and you'll lose all your magic. (I know you're thinking about it just to spite me, and maybe to ween me off my fixation with fantasy. To that I say: '******** you, get a life, you old pervert.')

Now on to what I'd like you to do for me. I promise all my desires are fairly selfless. Firstly, I'd like you to see about putting some kind of stop to Christmas movies. I know you think they're besmirching your name, I can tell 'cause you and I are buds. If you could see about removing some of the already produced ones, I'd be okay with that as a trade off. The one with Steve Gutenberg, and the last three Santa Clause movies would be my choices.

Next, of course, please make everyone happy. Many of them are happy, but I'd like that deal sealed. If you have to take away some other people's presents in order to make this one happen, I think that might be acceptable. They may feel gipped, but in the long run, you'll have helped them much more then they know. If you could please allow me to name drop some people, I'd like you to give special attention to: Pete, Erica, Don, Brooklyn, Glen, and Garrett. You know who I'm talking about, they're all on your nice list.

Last, and this is just the one for if you have some extra time... Please fix everything. I'd like to be something else.

If all that's too much, I'll just take a PS3.

Your bro' (holla),
Casey

Put a stamp on that s**t, it's prime.