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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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My Quest
Good day, folks! I am here because I am the keeper of memories. I can’t keep track of all of them, there’s just too many, but I do love to look back on the funny moments of the ATG. Here, in this thread, I’ll be focusing mainly on the “Get phunkeh thread!!” So, take a look, have some fun, and reminisce about the good ol’ days. That’s not to say that the coming days will not be fun too. ;D
Now, most of these will me from my memories and from what I remember, so if you remember and can find some specific moments yourself, please, don’t hesitate to contact me. Suggestions and recommendations are more than welcome, but you have to provide me with the link. Going through the phunkeh thread once is more than enough for me. As for me, my quest still continues as I finish up looking through the rest of the massive thread we all love to get phunkeh in with each other.
Remember folks, you can manually change the page number up in the URL link in the address bar should you need to change places quickly. It helps when navigating the phunkeh thread due to its sheer size.
“Why would you search through the entire phunkeh thread for funny and memorable memories, Jaft?” some of you may ask.
The answer is simple; I am a Spartan. And my friends, this is Sparta. ;D
Now, discuss the past. 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:58 pm
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Interesting Stats and Facts:
The “Get phunkeh thread” was created on Tuesday, June 20, 2006 at 10:50 pm.
September of 2006 was an incredibly busy month for the “Get phunkeh thread!!” with an estimated 1000 pages of posts, give or take 2 pages, being made by our crazy members, including myself, making it the king of most posts made within 30 days. October of the same year had almost 1000 pages coming in for a close second.
5501 pages were reached by the end of 2006. Keep in mind that the thread was created in June and didn’t have a full year to grow. 11142 pages were reached by the end of 2007, adding an additional 5641 pages to the thread’s size.
There are no registered VIP’s or waiters in the “Get phunkeh thread!!”.
The phunkeh thread’s rules – no cybering, no flaming noobs, no violence – are all broken frequently by our ATG members with the exception of the no spamming rule which is heavily enforced.
Shram is one of the official part-time singers for the “Get phunkeh thread!!” but I have never heard him sing, except maybe for my birthday, and that was in an entirely different thread. Point being, he needs to perform more; although, he has posted an innumerable amount of song lyrics. Give us an MP3 sometime, babe. ;D
Undakai’s imaginary friend, Blop, is incredibly sticky and made several sticky appearances during the first couple thousand pages of the “Get phunkeh thread!!”
Whenever Sanzoskitsune, Celestial Burden, or Slim95 start having multiple-character RP sessions in the phunkeh thread, my mind blanks due to the sheer number of characters I have to keep track of when I read their thick posts.
Late 2007 to our current year of 2008 have both had drastic reduction in the number of threads created by our members with 2006 still being the most productive year, unless 2008 shapes up.
Barack Hussein Obama won the 2008 presidential election with 364 electoral votes, completely crushing John McCain.
There happens to be a double digit number of ATG couplings, not all of them being public, that exists and still continues to prosper right now. Love is in the air. <3
Sanzoskitsune has impregnated multiple female ATG members with the delivery date always being nine weeks later. It’s very strange, if you ask me.
When Bass20xx signs on, it’s time to go to sleep.
Only aretoo and a few other ATG members can go toe-to-toe with me in a contest of punnery.
Be there drama or happiness, the "Get phunkeh thread!!" continues to exist with no problem, just like our guild. :3
I've actually lost track of how many pregnancies took place in the phunkeh thread. Probably a lot. Adopt an ATG orphan today! biggrin
There has been exactly 42,728 gallons of blood spilled in the "Get phunkeh thread!!"
Sanzoskitsune likes purple. She also likes boys and manga. She has a little sister, PandyChibi, who loves to be called, "Young One." biggrin
There has been exactly 13, 591 gallons of another type of bodily fluid spilled within the "Get phunkeh thread!!" and I'm responsible for at least half of that. o3o
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:01 pm
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Get Phunkeh Thread Memories
The Death of Argentice
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=100
100-105
shramin and Sanzoskitsune kill Argentice using a most peculiar method… O_O
Jironimo Kasumi’s Confession
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=201
201-203
Sure, back then it was a dramatic moment, but looking back on it, I found it to be humourous because I roll that way. Lol. Don’t read if you don’t like drama.
And We're Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=221
221-223
Literally. It's a rolling race. With baking ingredients. XD
Argentice versus Celestial Burden
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=755
755-764
Those two almost die from blood loss from the wounds they gave each other. It took several pages to clean up all the blood. xd
Celestial Burden and Sanzoskitsune’s Roleplay
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=851
851-861
Fangirlism… Lol. Other people join in too, but I see these two going at it the most.
Celestial Burden and Sanzoskitsune’s Roleplay: Part 2!
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=868
868-871
They continue again. Oh man… The lols….
Fangirlism: Now With Cloud!
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=1430
1430-1438
Celestial and Sanzo had their way with Cloud from Final Fantasy 7. Their crazy antics are hilarious and fun to read. I know I had fun watching Cloud suffer. Poor Cloud… He’ll never be the same. xd
Lin’s Innuendos
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=1456
1456-1458
Poor HermieKrab…. Chocolate goodness turned into “Oh my goodness!”
Enter Omochii
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=1461
1461
Our sultry British friend finally joins the phunkeh. ;D
Prinny’s Balloon
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=1519
1519
That was a really, really queer drawing he posted… Lol.
The Glomp War
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=1582
1582-1589
Man, Viral and Undakai really went at it… Those two… Lol. umi505 almost died in that fierce exchange of glomps.
Blop
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=1680
1680-1694
Blop has made multiple appearances in the phunkeh thread and this link leads to one of them. There’s a lot of randomness in between relevant Blop posts, but if you’re an oldie who didn’t quite grasp who Blop was or is, here’s a chance to “edumacate” yourself a little bit. :3
Hello, My Name Is Jaft
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=1749
1749-1752
Here I entered the phunkeh for the first time in my life. I avoided the phunkeh thread because I wanted to give my attention to all the other threads and I sort of resented it at the time. ‘Tis why I never talked, instead, I only had actions and thoughts. My debut consisted of a huge solo dancing event, with Slim95 watching my every move, which turned into a showdown with Indigo Project. It’s funny when I look back on it.
Doing the Robot
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?page=2157&t=3760091#80753902
2157-2160
It was late. The ATG was very, very dead. I went beyond a mere double post, but with good reason. Each post had quality. Each post belonged to my one man RP with my robots and me. It turned into an epic battle against a malfunction within my robot dancing army. What was I thinking? I should have slept like the rest of you.
Robert the Reticulated Python
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=2172
2172-2175
There’s a snake in my boot! Actually, more like it was in my pants. ;D I’m a silly guy sometimes. X3 This is what happened when Slim95 entered the thread. Disaster.
Jaft and Belle
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=2337
2337-2341
Innuendos and self-narration, what more could a person want? La Belle had a hilarious last word after all the dancing and innuendos came to a close, right before we fell victim to sleep.
Bryan Jake Shram the III
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=2360
2360-2361
This group of girls were talking about baby names and Omochii had the most hilarious one. ;D
The Birth of Jomochaft
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=2362
2362-2373
It’s funny how they were talking about baby names and I end up impregnating Omochii through my mystical Jaft powers and prowess. Wordplay, folks. ;D After freeing my son from Omochii’s body, I had to chase down ruschca because she kidnapped my child after accepting my request to breastfeed Jomochaft. Belle and Omochii tried to delay me, but both of them failed. So much happened that I can’t summarize all of it; you’d have to read the whole thing. So grab a tub of popcorn and enjoy the show. Ahahahaha!!
A side note: Ojo and Jomochi were born in my GMT thread. Also, my children in order of oldest to youngest are: Jomochaft, Jomochi, Ojo.
Craving Breast Milk
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=2823
2823-2827
Slim95 entered the thread and all my attention became focused on her. I was also thirsty at the time and you can guess what kind of kind I asked her to pour me, right from the source. >.o mel the rabbit says something hilarious on page 2827. Situational jokes are great. :3
Jacuzzi Time
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=2828
2828-2830
Right after the Breast Milk dilemma, The Jacuzzi Time situation began. Slim95 and La Belle were my primary… victims. It was a very wet happening. ;D
Lin’s Buttocks
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=4052
4052-4054
I first tore them up with my hands when I spanked his buttocks hard in the 3000-4000 page range. Lin was foolish enough to try his luck against me by whacking my bottom with a paddle. My vengeance wasted no time in dishing out painful paddled punishment.
My First Words
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?page=4061&t=3760091#88282095
4061
I just stop using self-narration. Totally Sanzo’s fault. D8< Eeeevil. To understand that claim, you’d have to backtrack several pages from 4061. Lol.
Sanzoskitsune’s Breast Milk aka Sanzo Slurpees
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=4099
4099-4104
My quest for breast milk is never-ending and Sanzoskitsune did not provide me with her breast milk voluntarily. You can guess what happened or you can read about it. This portion of the phunkeh thread also includes a Lin bound by rope with some innuendo laced drinking of drinks. o3o I finished the last of the Slurpees during other times I was online in the phunkeh.
Lin’s Achin’ Bottom
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=4122
4122-4123
Short and sweet and red.
Talking in Haikus I Then Chaos of Randomness I Great Stuff My Good Friends
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=4129
4129-4135
Lol… You really just have to see for yourself. Nearing the end, I became a pool of random rabble.
Slim95’s Libido
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=4565
4565-4576
Slim95 decided she did not need her libido anymore and asked Tsuji (124-C) to remove it for her. Tsuji then gave Slim95’s libido to Sanzoskitsune, starting a war over who would have control over the blasted thing since I wanted it for myself. ;D I’ll have to warn you guys that the infamous and graphic showdown I had with Tsuji’s Alakazam takes place, so brace yourselves for suspense, action, thrills, and chills and don’t forget the popcorn. :3
Hair and Movies
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=5449
5449-5455
I start crave something else besides meat this time around. And then, some of the regulars and I watch some tapes of Slim95, naughty girl. Maybe I didn’t edit those tapes. ;D
Jaft versus Saverio + Superhero Showdown
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=5779
5778-5783
The whole thing starts off as a little joke-fest between Saverio and I that seemed to be a little bit on the homosexual side. And then, Life’s Little Conflict entered and the story changed quite a bit. ;D
Brad
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=6873
6873-6885
Ah… The good ol’ days…. Where I made fun of Slim95’s love life and where the innuendos went rampant. Undakai helped me out with the madness. It slowly dies down around 6885 with some Pancake and Prinniesdood antics. :3 Enjoy.
The Evil That Men Do
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=6886
6886-6887
These pranks are horrible! D8 HORRIBLE!
Your Mother
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=7050
7050-7053
Saverio and Tsuji have at it with words and insults. I think Tsuji may have transformed into a more powerful being via means of rage, similar to a Super Saiyan. ;D
Innuendos and Whatnot
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=7678
7678-7679
I’m a pervert. What can I say? ;D Not very epic, but you can expect some giggles to force their way in and out of you. wink
31337
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=7688
7688-7690
I tried passing myself off as a noob. It’s very, very difficult to keep up, unless you’re hot. wink
Jaft versus Saverio
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=7962
7962-7977
What starts off as an insult fest turns into a battle where Saverio and I battle for superiority and the preservation of our bodies. I wield a phallus lightsaber as one point, not phallic, phallus. ;D A lot of chaos occurs, and then, I have to behave because Nami was a total KILLJOY. Lol. Then life slowly returns back to normal.
Butter and ‘Nam
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=8006
8006-8027
Toast (Lifes Little Conflict), butter, and Mr. Jimmy Vietnam flashbacks. What more could you ask for? Saverio and Undakai cause chaos while I bring in the nasty resulting in a stew of awesome. Read for lulz and Sparta references. ;D There were a lot of people that night so the thread was busy. That’s why there’s a lot to read. Enjoy.
Questions and Fingers
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=8036
8036
I just thought it was funny. 83
The Summoner of Jaft
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=8094
8094-8101
He summoned me. Innuendos rained upon this thread of ours. >:3
Awesome Sauce and Brownies
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=8109
8109-8115
Sanzoskitsune does not care about orphans. >=[ But she does enjoy eating their food. There’s also something about me being in a vat of awesome sauce. 3nodding
Doggy Bag of Puns
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=8266
8266-8274
Dog puns. Everywhere. In my fur and in my hair. D8 And I somehow end up eating Erica. XD
Getting Down
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=8337
8337-8338
Ah, Mr. Jimmy. Lol. ;D
TMI with Undakai, EienKage, Slim95 Chaos
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=8366
8367-8374
It all starts off with me grossing people out, but once those three key players enter the game, everything becomes a lot more fun. Out of context quotes, I guarantee it.
Peanuts and Sexy Time, Very Nice! *thumbs up*
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=8928
8928-8945
I start with making jokes about peanuts and then ~stir of echoes~ manages to lose her clothes and all this sexy chaos runs loose in the thread. It lasts for a long time with a whole bunch of us ATGers having a grand, ol’ sexy time with everyone else. Good memories… Good memories… It ends with most of us signing off and with La Belle Isolde worrying about her dog.
Farewell Silver
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=9298
9298-9308
After a couple jokes being tossed around, Silver pops in and mingles with the ATG as she
prepares for her trip to Germany. OwO She can’t resist the ATG. The call is too strong.
Days of Our Iecur
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=9794
9794-9836
*piano intro… cue violin… add plot twists… and breasts* /dramadrama /dramallama /dramaqueen Any that’s what you’ll find in this thread as the soap opera of our ATG lifetimes takes place along with some after opera chilling with some Jaft. It’s a huge portion to read.
Undakai’s Appetite and the Violation of Pac-Man
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=10444
10444-10447
Undakai’s appetite is unmatched so far. He can eat food, and then, eat more food, then, eat the food’s children, aka, food. >_> Also, Hermie finishes the animation he worked on for me. Whoo~!
Ichiban and Lesbians
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=10977
10977-10981
Good humoured guild members getting together to have some fun with perverted jokes and manipulation. Yes, Slim95, I am the bigger one. :3
Orphans and Rubbers
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=10989
10989-10991
Remember when we had to help save the orphans for a Christmas Gaia Event? Yeah… Poor Orphans…. Poor pregnant orphans…. cool
Cookies
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=11015
11015-11021
Cookies are delicious, just make sure to check your sources. Ya never know where those cookies come from.
YEEP!
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=11263
11263-11266
Man, Timmy was physically messed up at one point. Yeep!
On the Run
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=11370
11370-11372
It all leads up to my master pun. ;D
Late Night in the Phunkeh
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=15421
15421-15423
Check out the timestamps. It was almost four in the morning for me by the end of it. Some chillax relaxation took place. :3
Mod’s Night, Penguin’s Night
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=15564
15564-15573
Lots of moderators were getting’ phunkeh that night, but that isn’t exactly the main point. Prinniesdood dropped by and a whole buttload of jokes were shared. :3 LadiSilverfox shared a titanic, but hilarious one. One might say, she was monkeying around. >.o
Oysters and Seafood
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=15621
15621-15624
Just… Lol. Make sure you know where your food is coming from and who’s handling your food. And if you can’t, mind your manners. ;D
Baby Food
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=15752
15752-15759
Bass20XX and ranka-san have started the baby making process together, but Omochii and Jaft want to eat their fish baby! See how it all started right here, right now! biggrin
Crossed With You
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3760091&page=18405
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:02 pm
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:03 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:31 pm
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:38 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:43 pm
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:47 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:53 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:54 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:56 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:57 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:58 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:59 pm
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