2008 ELECTION LIVE COVERAGE ** (what about INDIANA??)

[The Real Jon Stewart]

Hey folks! My name is Jon Stewart, and this is Mr. Stephen Colbert, my co-host for the night! We'll be bringing you--  

[The Real Stephen Colbert]

Now hold on a moment there, Jon! Exactly why am I the co-host, and you're the host? I really think it should be the other way around.  

[The Real Jon Stewart]

Uh, well, Stephen, I hadn't really thought about it--  

[The Real Stephen Colbert]

After all, I am the smart one here, Jon.  

[The Real Jon Stewart]

..... Well, if it makes you happy, Stephen, we could both be the co-hosts.  

[The Real Stephen Colbert]

*sigh* Clearly you do not have enough respect for my intellectual superiority. But very well, because I am also gracious and humble, I will agree to accept the title of co-host as long as you do as well.  

[The Real Jon Stewart]

Great. Fine. Anyway, stay tuned folks, because as soon as--  

[The Real Stephen Colbert]

Now hold up just a minute there, Jon. Aren't you going to let your fellow co-host do any of the talking?  

[The Real Jon Stewart]

Fine, Stephen, go ahead. I'll just be over here crying in the corner.  

[The Real Stephen Colbert]

Yes, because all liberals are sissies! That's why the terrorists aren't afraid of Barack Obama! But John McCain is a Republican. They're all afraid of him, even though he's almost 110 years old! Now that's what I call a man!  

[The Real Jon Stewart]

Stephen, I don't think he's quite that old.  

[The Real Stephen Colbert]

Shows what you know, Jon!

Anyway, stayed tuned everyone, because as soon as the results start coming in we'll be here to keep you posted! With completely unbiased commentary, of course.  

[The Real Jon Stewart]

Is that it? Are we done? Can we cut now?  

[Ryu Redwings]

Good Lord in heaven, who thought this up?!