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 Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:20 am
Hey folks! My name is Jon Stewart, and this is Mr. Stephen Colbert, my co-host for the night! We'll be bringing you--
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:23 am
Now hold on a moment there, Jon! Exactly why am I the co-host, and you're the host? I really think it should be the other way around.
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:24 am
Uh, well, Stephen, I hadn't really thought about it--
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:25 am
After all, I am the smart one here, Jon.
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:28 am
..... Well, if it makes you happy, Stephen, we could both be the co-hosts.
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:30 am
*sigh* Clearly you do not have enough respect for my intellectual superiority. But very well, because I am also gracious and humble, I will agree to accept the title of co-host as long as you do as well.
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:31 am
Great. Fine. Anyway, stay tuned folks, because as soon as--
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:32 am
Now hold up just a minute there, Jon. Aren't you going to let your fellow co-host do any of the talking?
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:32 am
Fine, Stephen, go ahead. I'll just be over here crying in the corner.
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:35 am
Yes, because all liberals are sissies! That's why the terrorists aren't afraid of Barack Obama! But John McCain is a Republican. They're all afraid of him, even though he's almost 110 years old! Now that's what I call a man!
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:36 am
Stephen, I don't think he's quite that old.
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:37 am
Shows what you know, Jon!
Anyway, stayed tuned everyone, because as soon as the results start coming in we'll be here to keep you posted! With completely unbiased commentary, of course.
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:38 am
Is that it? Are we done? Can we cut now?
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:55 am
Good Lord in heaven, who thought this up?!
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