Smart cats and their evil plans

[Pickles And Pretty Ponies]

My cat learned how to open doors when he was about six months old. He jumps up and pulls down on the doorknob with his front paws.

He also makes evil plans. Seriously! When he is in my room he knows I will not let him out so he pretends to be asleep and when I go do something for a second and leave the door open, he runs out before I can stop him!

When you look into his eyes you can see the intellegence there. It is so freaky! eek

So what kind of evil plans does your cat devise? biggrin  

[Susanna Kaysen]

sometimes my cat will miss the litterbox on purpose when she's angry and then give us dagger looks.

She also drinks outta our drinks and sometimes eats outta the dog dish right in front of us and the dog. when the dog comes over and tries to make her leave she just looks up at her like "i don't care!"

she is pure evil heart  

[firecat57]

my babys are just so wonderful they never ever do any thing bad..my male taz, wants out all the time and that is not an option here. so he dose naughty things to get put out. we used to be able to let them out but not here. apt. with too many outside dangers..........oh so awful dogs cars ect.........  

[Pickles And Pretty Ponies]

I think the evilness might be contaigous, because my other cat, Dipper, did something super evil today. I was drinking out of a bottle of water, and he was staring at it like he wanted some, so I poured some in the cap and set it down for him. After he got it, he knocked it over with his paw and made a big mess. I thought it was an accident, so I gave him some more, but he knocked that over too!  

[Biedronka]

One of my cat, when he was angry on my dad, use his shoe as a litterbox -_- This was really evil plan...  

[Xx_Mew Mew Rina_xX]

my cat's so nice (or better so sleepy) he doesn't do something evil often. but when noone's in the kitchen he checks out the old dishes when there are still some. twisted
but i could never be really evil with him - he's too cute!!! heart heart  

[Recohn]

Both of my cats, especially my boy cat, like to sit at my sliding glass door like they want out. When I open it, they sit there for a while, and then walk off without going out. I'm not sure if they think it's funny or just don't care. confused  

[Dinala1641882]

one of my cats will chew on plastic when his dish is empty just to get us to fill it.

 

[littlekitti41096]

One time my dad was showering.And his cat,Mickey, fell in and got soaked.
So later that day,My dad was watching TV.
And Mickey jummped onto his lap,
Gave him an Evil Look,
And Peed on my dad!
Mickey went evil.  

[Simply A Detective]

My cat is truly evil.
o.o

She will sneak out and climb the chimney, and once slept on the balcony.

Also, she once took a book I was reading and hid it.
It was a library book too, so I had to pay a fine.
And the day after I payed the fine, I found the book.

.__. ;;

And just a few days ago she was mad at our doggies and went into one of our lower cabinets, and wouldn't come out until somehow, scared the living heck out of all three when my mom opened the dishwasher and she came flying out.