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 Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 4:26 am
...if your coffin's on cinder blocks in the front yard.
...if it's lined with a velvet confederate flag.
...if you and your dog share the same spiked collar.
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 4:33 am
...you get up at 4 am every morning to gather eggs from the raven coop.
...you think Dolly Parton should be the lead singer for Switchblade Symphony.
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:41 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 8:48 am
... I hate hicks,rednecks and hillbillies..They should all die..
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 12:05 pm
if your beer is called "Bloodwiser"(sorry, bad idea)
if you have a black tractor with psuedo-velvet seats.
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 12:06 pm
IF you use Stone Gargoyles instead of Stuffed scarecrows to scare crows away from the fields
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:37 pm
You people.... scare me. That's not easy.
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:41 pm
Piergrin You people.... scare me. That's not easy. We're an interesting guild to say the least....
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 6:42 pm
Piergrin You people.... scare me. That's not easy. I know! whee heart *does silly dance*
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 6:54 pm
Piergrin You people.... scare me. That's not easy. Lmao.
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:00 pm
Dr_lecter1988 if your beer is called "Bloodwiser"(sorry, bad idea) if you have a black tractor with psuedo-velvet seats. Bloodwiser. *chuckles* Oh, that's good. Fermented blood.. yum. xd
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:25 pm
youd be a redneck hick if (Jeff Foxworthy comes baring a lawsuit...)
oh crap! eek
lol...
(Rednecks = low lifeform, funny to make fun of blaugh
Goths = highest form of life
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Redneck Goth= Some very lost soul who seriously needs help xd
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 8:14 pm
...if you spray paint your wife beater shirts black
...if you use motor oil as hair dye
...if you hold blood chugging contests in your back yard
...if your cloths were originally white and got black due to wear
...if you think BDSM means Best Damned Sunday Movies
...if you think an ash tray doubles as an incense holder
...if you keep an alter on top of your TV
...if you cover your couch cushions in black plastic
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 8:16 pm
fermented blood would have lactic acid in it. if i remember my biology right(considerign I'm a bio major i should know this. i probably don't though), only plants make alcohol when they ferment.
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 9:28 pm
...if your bottle of whisky holds the green fairy.
...if your late sister, mother, and grandmother are all buried out back in the dress.
(that ones a stretch, can anyone make it sound better? [relates to incest] lol)
...if your trench coat doubles as a mule harness
...if you crop dust the graveyards out back
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