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 Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:52 pm
I played this in the Word Games forum a while ago.
Rules (For those that don't know): Somebody makes a wish and the next poster has to find some way to screw that wish up.
Example: I wish for ramen for dinner.
^Your wish is granted, but the ramen becomes a ramen monster and attacks you with its noodle tentacles.
And with my modly powers... >.> I'll make it a sticky if no one has any objections.
Now the first wish.
I wish I had a kitty.
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:55 pm
you might belong in hufflepuff
Granted but Miss Kitty Fantastico over here bites your face off.
I wish...I wasn't so tired.
where they are just and loyal
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:21 pm
Granted. You have a migraine instead.
I wish sunscreen felt less weird on the skin.
EDiT:: By the way, DL, Ashy approves of this thread. I love corrupt-a-wish games!
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:40 pm
Granted. However, it smells like rotten eggs and attracts insects.
Yay! Thanks Ashy. I'm glad someone likes it so far.
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:42 pm
Of course, darling, of course. I love these things! ^^ By the way, what's your next wish?
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:38 pm
Whoops!! How could I forget? gonk
I wish I had some more money.
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:55 pm
Granted. You now have a million dollars' worth of fake, laminated euros.
I wish this brainwave of mine gave me a logical beginning to the essay.
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:26 pm
Granted, though the rest of your essay turns into a tangent about the uses of beansprouts making your beginning useless.
I wish I could understand the Japanese television over here.
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:15 pm
Granted. But you can't understand a word of English now.
I wish I had more manga.
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:10 pm
Granted but they were once library manga and somebody else's younger sibling thought it was a coloring book.
I wish I could reach lv. 90 on Persona 3. gonk
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:40 am
Granted: But now that you've automatically skipped to level 90, you know have no strength or power at all.
I wish I had a hot Korean boyfriend.
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:26 pm
Granted but he is quickly stolen away by the granter of this wish. >.>
I wish for a sammich.
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:05 pm
Your wish is granted, but you make the mistake of feeding a bit of it to said hot Korean boyfriend and it turns out to be poisoned, so neither of us end up with him.
I wish I had a cup of yummy coffee.
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:47 pm
Grated but the coffee melted the cup and went on your lap
I wish i had a hottub
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Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:35 am
Granted, but it is the hot tub for Malibu Stacey's doll house.
I wish I had an instant food maker.
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