Chuck Norris!!!

[The Azure Quincy]

 

[Herelen]

 

[The Azure Quincy]

I was gonna fill this post with random Chuck Norris facts, but I don't really feel like it, lol...
i herd chuck norris liekz mudkipz  

[Herelen]

Chuck norris fact: In the beginning there was nothing... Then chuck norris round house kicked that nothing in the face causing the big bang! that is the story of the universe...  

[Alcolyte-dracolius]

When the buggy man goes to bed he checks his closet for chuck norris

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked someone so fast that his foot went back in time and killed amelia earheart over the pacific ocean  

[Herelen]

When chuck Norris was about to go skydiving without a parachute, he backed out at the last second, deciding one grand canyon was enough.  

[Alcolyte-dracolius]

I got a bill gates on

Whats the difference between bill Gates and GOD  

[Herelen]

...?  

[Alcolyte-dracolius]

GOD doesn't think hes bill gates  

[Herelen]

... xp  

[The Azure Quincy]

Herelen

When chuck Norris was about to go skydiving without a parachute, he backed out at the last second, deciding one grand canyon was enough.

that made me lol... xD

 

[Herelen]

roflmao  

[The Azure Quincy]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice

Chuck Norris is the only one who can divide by zero... and live.

 

[Herelen]

Chuck Norris can ill two stones with one bird.  

[Herelen]

my friend made this one, or maybe heard it somewhere, not sure.

Chuck Norris can Kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.