Shouldn't I feel loved... =/

[da_rhyno]

I got a random IM on AIM from a friend of mine, and she said "Do you look at my bulletins?" and I said "Not usually, they're just surveys." then she said "Don't look at my most recent one. It has you in it." So I actually decided to see what it was about...

This was what it said:


Date: May 29, 2008 6:17 PM
Subject: CALLING ALL LONELY BOYS! LOL
Body: ******************THIS IS NOT A JOKE!******************

-----'s Date List:
1) Can not be Ryan Lloyd or other boys she has dated
[jk she loves you Ryan just not like that]
2) Can not be a nerd unless cute and funny
3) Can not be fatter than her
4) Can not want sex at all (CLAIMS to be saving herself for marriage)
5) Can't be shorter than her (over 5'5")
6) Can't have gray hair
7) Can't currently go to QA
cool Can't be likeable to parents, or to eddie ---- or eric ----- (she doesn't want to keep him forever and doesn't want people to um get attached)
9) Can't have AIDS or Herpes or other viruses...bacteria is okay though because it can be cured...it's not your fault
10) She couldn't think of anything else, but there had to be a number 10

If there is ANY boy out there who meets this criteria, she is my number two on here and she said to add her...her last name is -...

....if you're cute...you can't just THINK you're cute...
....or she will kick you to the curb...she's not scared to...

***********AGAIN, THIS IS NOT A JOKE!*****************

lolol but it was funny to post
cause she complains about not having a bf
...geez...weird kids...

PS AGAIN
do read this is not ME
this is -----!
kk. thank you.



Guess who the guy she mentioned at the top was?

Yours truly.

Guess what?

That, along with the fact that my other ex (who is more beautiful than a starry night) finds no attraction in me and nothing will change that.

Heh... That really made my night. *sarcasm*

It seems as though God's been blasting my weak points with pellets...  

[Captain Grace OMalley]

I guess from that post nobody would really feel loved, but don't be so negative about yourself. From that picture you're not that bad looking and who knows, you might actually have a decent personality.  

[Fuzia]

1st. - That is a ******** up and VERY picky list

2nd. - Welcombe aboard emo

3rd. - I think you look cool =D! I like your look... It's... Parteh-ish! or something o.O  

[da_rhyno]

JadedHuntress

I guess from that post nobody would really feel loved, but don't be so negative about yourself. From that picture you're not that bad looking and who knows, you might actually have a decent personality.

Thanks.

Last night just plain-out sucked like that. I guess it had to balance out a great morning of fishing and hanging out with a few friends. sweatdrop  

[da_rhyno]

Fuzia

1st. - That is a ******** up and VERY picky list

2nd. - Welcombe aboard emo

3rd. - I think you look cool =D! I like your look... It's... Parteh-ish! or something o.O

1.) Yeah, it is...

2.) I'm not the only one?

3.) Thanks, lol... I just aim to look like me. smile

4.) Your sig is awesome.  

[Mullaha]

Don't let that put you off, man. biggrin  

[M i n a k o]

I feel so confused o_o
Then again I just woke up and the pukeyness is starting up >.<

 

[da_rhyno]

M i n a k o

I feel so confused o_o
Then again I just woke up and the pukeyness is starting up >.<

o_o  

[da_rhyno]

Mullaha

Don't let that put you off, man. biggrin

Well... If this is gonna be the norm of my life and my luck with women, then I can't let it. However, that doesn't mean it's gonna be easy. But I guess I'm the one who decides that.  

[Fuzia]

da_rhyno

Fuzia

1st. - That is a ******** up and VERY picky list

2nd. - Welcombe aboard emo

3rd. - I think you look cool =D! I like your look... It's... Parteh-ish! or something o.O

1.) Yeah, it is...

2.) I'm not the only one?

3.) Thanks, lol... I just aim to look like me. smile

4.) Your sig is awesome.

3. - The best way to do it =D People always ask if I'm emo or punk and I always answer "I'm a guy with black hair... Me!" After all, my look doesn't determine who I act like =D

4. - Caught myself clapping and screaming "Yay" when I read it XD  

[da_rhyno]

Fuzia

da_rhyno

Fuzia

1st. - That is a ******** up and VERY picky list

2nd. - Welcombe aboard emo

3rd. - I think you look cool =D! I like your look... It's... Parteh-ish! or something o.O

1.) Yeah, it is...

2.) I'm not the only one?

3.) Thanks, lol... I just aim to look like me. smile

4.) Your sig is awesome.

3. - The best way to do it =D People always ask if I'm emo or punk and I always answer "I'm a guy with black hair... Me!" After all, my look doesn't determine who I act like =D

4. - Caught myself clapping and screaming "Yay" when I read it XD

Haha, nice.  

[KuroAkaNeko]

Sheesh people that picky aren't worth the effort. Relationships are nothing without the chemistry :3  

[da_rhyno]

KuroAkaNeko

Sheesh people that picky aren't worth the effort. Relationships are nothing without the chemistry :3

I guess I never got any because I flunked out of Chemistry, then. xd  

[Fuzia]

da_rhyno

KuroAkaNeko

Sheesh people that picky aren't worth the effort. Relationships are nothing without the chemistry :3

I guess I never got any because I flunked out of Chemistry, then. xd

*Badamn, tisch!*

... But, well, yea! But be sure there's a chemistry, or else you'll end up breaking someone's heart gonk  

[Captain Grace OMalley]

da_rhyno

KuroAkaNeko

Sheesh people that picky aren't worth the effort. Relationships are nothing without the chemistry :3

I guess I never got any because I flunked out of Chemistry, then. xd

Hey, I fail at chemistry too, I guess we have something in common.

xd