Miaow: Feed Me
Meeow: Pet Me
Mrooww: I love you
Miioo-oo-oo: I am in love and must meet my betrothed outside beneath the hedge. Don't wait up.
Mrow: I feel like making noise.
Rrrow-maww: Please, the time has come to tidy the litterbox.
Rrrow-miaww: I have remedied the litterbox untidiness by shoveling the contents as far out of the box as was practical.
Miaowmiaow: Play with me
Miaowmiaow: Have you noticed the shortage of available cat toys available in this room?
Miaowmiaow: Since I can find nothing better to play with, I shall see what happens when I sharpen my claws on this available piece of furniture.
Raowwwww: I think I shall now spend time licking/cleaning the most private parts of my anatomy.
Mrowwwwww: I am now recalling, with sorrow, that some of my private parts did not return with me from that visit to the Vet.
Row-maww-roww: I am so glad to see that you have come back home with both arms full of groceries. I will now rub myself against your legs and attempt to trip you as you walk towards the kitchen.
Gakk-ak-ak: My digestive passages seem to have formed a hairball. Wherever could this have come from? I shall leave it here upon the carpeting.
Mow: Snuggling is a good idea
Moww: Shedding is pretty good too.
Mowww!: I was enjoying snuggling and shedding in the warm clean laundry until you removed me so unkindly!
Miaow! Miaow!: I have discovered that, although one may be able to wedge one's body through the gap behind the stove and into the little draw filled with pots and pans, the reverse path is slightly more difficult to navigate!
Mraak!: Small bird please come here.
Ssss Row: I believe I have found a woodchuck or similar animal.
Mmmrowmm: It is certain that the best tasting fish is one you've caught yourself from tank or pond.
Mmmmmmm: If I sit in the sunshine for another hour or so, I think I shall be satisfied.
Mreaow: Please ask room service to send another tin of tuna fish.
Mreeeow: Do you serve catnip with that?
Mroow: I have forced myself into a tiny space in order to look cute. How am I doing?
Miaooww! Mriaow!: Since you are using the can opener, I'm certain that you understand the value of a well fed and pampered cat. Please continue.
