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 Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:05 pm
Alrighty, let's pretend heree. Imagine yourself breaking up with the Avi above you.
Regardless whether you actually know them or not, and regardless which gender you have to say it to.
If it's male-to-male, just imagine he's a girl - but try not to directly state that it's for a girl.
And if it's female-to-female, same rule applies. Comprende? ;D
As the title says, what could be the worst thing to say or do during a break up?
Make something up.. or if you'd like to share your own experiences, feel free to. But of course, it's optional.
Please, begin! :]
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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:09 pm
Boy: "I'm sorry.. but I'm breaking up with you."
Girl: "WHAT?! Why?!!"
Boy: "...*kisses the girl's sister*"
o_o;
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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:12 pm
(Ew.. I hate guys like that. <_<)
Girl: I'm breaking up with you because I'm not who you think I am..
Boy: What are you talking about?.. ;_;
Girl: .. I'm not Stacy..
Boy: Wth?? What kind of sick joke is this? Who are you?
Girl: I'm Stacy's mom.
Boy: O_O.. *faints*
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:11 am
(I have actually witnessed this on a few occasions.)
Boy: "I think it's time to move on."
Girl: "Excuse me?"
Boy: "I have found someone else, you know."
Girl: "Really now? Who is she?"
Boy: "Eh... his name is Frank."
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:48 pm
boy: Alice, I don't think we should see each other anymore.
girl: I'm not Alice. I'm Kristen.
boy: ...
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:53 pm
Boy: I'm glad you understand about the breakup
Girl: What breakup? scream
Boy: Well, I like your best friend better sweatdrop
That was ritarded <_<
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:05 pm
boy: yeah..we're breaking up
girl: WHAT?!
boy: oh yeah, and you owe me 5 bucks...
girl: *pimpslaps boy*
lol
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:26 pm
(Javinus's post was interesting. I didn't see it coming.)
Girl: "I'm sorry.. I just can't take it anymore."
Boy: "..What do you mean?" ;_;
Girl: "I think we need a break."
Boy: "But I love you.." v.v
Girl: "I'm sorry.."
Boy: "But I love you." ._.
Girl: "I know.. &I'm really sorry. I just.. don't think it's working out between us."
Boy: "F**kin' b*tch. Didn't you hear me? I said I LOVE you."
Girl: "...That's what I f**king mean. I HATE YOU." - walks away and slams the door-
Boy: "..Sh*t."
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:27 pm
Girl: I'm breaking up with you Bill.
Boy: What? Why?!
Girl: Your breats are bigger than mine.
Boy: o.O
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:21 pm
Cobalt-M5 Girl: I'm breaking up with you Bill. Boy: What? Why?! Girl: Your breats are bigger than mine. Boy: o.O
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:35 pm
(I actually did this)
Me:Sweety
Girl:Yea
Me:I love you
Girl:I love you to
Me:lol jk
Girl:...what?
Me:Runs off
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:10 pm
Person above: That's kind of messed up sweatdrop
* * * * * * * * * *
Girl: *calls boyfriend for about only 3 days*
Boy: Hello?
Girl: Hey.
Boy: Oh.. uhm, hi.
Girl: Something wrong?
Boy: (Ow.. cut it out, she's on the phone) - Oh, no nothing's wrong.
Girl: Is someone there with you?
Boy: Uhmm.. no. Hey listen I gotta go. Okay?
Girl: ...
Boy: (Girl in the background: Are you done talking yet?) - (Hold on..) - Hello? You still there?
Girl: We're through.
- beep beep beep beep beep.. -
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:03 pm
Boy: Jill...I think its time for us to end this relationship.
Girl: What? Why now? It's been going so well!
Boy: Well...I....I don't know how to say this any better but ....I'm now your step father.
Girl's Mom: *Walks up behind boy. Hugs him and kisses his cheek.* Hi honey. O' I see you have met my daughter.
Girl: ..............................o_o
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:40 am
(I read this once somewhere, I forgot.)
(Setting: During summer vacation, although vacation's nearly coming to an end.)
Boy: Hey listen.. I don't think we should see each other anymore.
Girl: What are you talking about..? Don't you love me?
Boy: Yes, I do.. but it's complicated.
Girl: Complicated? It's been going great so far!
Boy: Yes.. I know, but..
Girl: But..?
Boy: School's starting soon..
Girl: Well, that's okay.. we can still call each other and hang out during the weekends.. can't we?
Boy: We could.. but we shouldn't.
Girl: Wth do you mean by that?
Boy: I'm sorry, but I can't be seen with one of my students like that.
Girl: .......o_o
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:51 am
I've taken some literary license for this scenario, but it truly did happen. I was there to witness.
Girl: *drives up to Boy's house* Hi.
Boy: Hey.
Girl: We need to talk.
Boy: Okay. So talk.
Girl: We're through.
Boy: *laughs a little like he doesn't believe her* Why?
Girl: 'Cause you're an a**hole.
Boy: I'm an a**hole?
Girl: Yes. I mean, we can still hang out and go play pool, but I don't want to date you.
Boy: You know, your the second one tonight to break up with me and say that.
Girl: Nevermind. We're not even going to hang out anymore.
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