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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:54 pm
C'mon, everyone give me your best ones!
My top three: "Chuck Norris: Attourney at law. "I injure represented people"
"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits."
"God believes in CHUCK NORRIS"
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:23 pm
Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress You mean that guy who plays Texas Walker Ranger? >> I don't know much of Chuck Norris... Well... okay, I know nothing. xD If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you
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Jahzara Ashford Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:17 am
Chuck Norris is SO fast that he's the only person who can run around the world in a split second and punch himself in the back of the head.
: 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:43 am
Chaos Doll Chuck Norris is SO fast that he's the only person who can run around the world in a split second and punch himself in the back of the head. : 3nodding I like that one! biggrin
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:02 pm
Boss Veggie Chaos Doll Chuck Norris is SO fast that he's the only person who can run around the world in a split second and punch himself in the back of the head. : 3nodding I like that one! biggrin It's m'favorite. xB Haha
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:37 am
Jahzara Ashford Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress You mean that guy who plays Texas Walker Ranger? >> I don't know much of Chuck Norris... Well... okay, I know nothing. xD If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you
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_kityz_r_us_ Vice Captain
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Jahzara Ashford Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:22 pm
_kityz_r_us_ Jahzara Ashford Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress You mean that guy who plays Texas Walker Ranger? >> I don't know much of Chuck Norris... Well... okay, I know nothing. xD If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress [ninja eyes]My thoughts precisely[/ninja eyes] If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:45 pm
Jahzara Ashford _kityz_r_us_ Jahzara Ashford Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress You mean that guy who plays Texas Walker Ranger? >> I don't know much of Chuck Norris... Well... okay, I know nothing. xD If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress [ninja eyes]My thoughts precisely[/ninja eyes] If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you xd I've heard many people refer to him! ...If that counts...
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_kityz_r_us_ Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:03 pm
_kityz_r_us_ Jahzara Ashford _kityz_r_us_ Jahzara Ashford Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress You mean that guy who plays Texas Walker Ranger? >> I don't know much of Chuck Norris... Well... okay, I know nothing. xD If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress [ninja eyes]My thoughts precisely[/ninja eyes] If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you xd I've heard many people refer to him! ...If that counts... It's a stupid internet meme. xP Chuck Norris is a grandmaster martial artist, and used to be a hugely popular action star. The "jokes" are just random made-up facts about him that became popular for some strange reason Hiroshima didn't get nuked, there was a fly in Chuck Norris' ramen.
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:45 pm
Chaos Doll _kityz_r_us_ Jahzara Ashford _kityz_r_us_ Jahzara Ashford Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress You mean that guy who plays Texas Walker Ranger? >> I don't know much of Chuck Norris... Well... okay, I know nothing. xD If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress [ninja eyes]My thoughts precisely[/ninja eyes] If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you xd I've heard many people refer to him! ...If that counts... It's a stupid internet meme. xP Chuck Norris is a grandmaster martial artist, and used to be a hugely popular action star. The "jokes" are just random made-up facts about him that became popular for some strange reason XD Oh iSee. Thanks ^^
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_kityz_r_us_ Vice Captain
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Jahzara Ashford Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:48 pm
_kityz_r_us_ Jahzara Ashford _kityz_r_us_ Jahzara Ashford Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress You mean that guy who plays Texas Walker Ranger? >> I don't know much of Chuck Norris... Well... okay, I know nothing. xD If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress [ninja eyes]My thoughts precisely[/ninja eyes] If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you xd I've heard many people refer to him! ...If that counts... Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress Ditto! xD
@Chaos- Yes, but you neglected to mention the fact that he IS in fact Walker Texas Ranger! *Looked it up* >>;; Carrot top headed dude. 3nodding
If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:55 am
Jahzara Ashford _kityz_r_us_ Jahzara Ashford _kityz_r_us_ Jahzara Ashford Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress You mean that guy who plays Texas Walker Ranger? >> I don't know much of Chuck Norris... Well... okay, I know nothing. xD If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress [ninja eyes]My thoughts precisely[/ninja eyes] If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you xd I've heard many people refer to him! ...If that counts... Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress Ditto! xD
@Chaos- Yes, but you neglected to mention the fact that he IS in fact Walker Texas Ranger! *Looked it up* >>;; Carrot top headed dude. 3nodding
If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you Yeah, no crap. >/ That was pretty much a given. Want me to tell you what color grass is while I'm at it? *shakes head in shame at you.*
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:43 pm
Chaos Doll Jahzara Ashford _kityz_r_us_ Jahzara Ashford _kityz_r_us_ Jahzara Ashford Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress You mean that guy who plays Texas Walker Ranger? >> I don't know much of Chuck Norris... Well... okay, I know nothing. xD If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress [ninja eyes]My thoughts precisely[/ninja eyes] If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you xd I've heard many people refer to him! ...If that counts... Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress Ditto! xD
@Chaos- Yes, but you neglected to mention the fact that he IS in fact Walker Texas Ranger! *Looked it up* >>;; Carrot top headed dude. 3nodding
If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you Yeah, no crap. >/ That was pretty much a given. Want me to tell you what color grass is while I'm at it? *shakes head in shame at you.* Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress *Smacks you* No! What color IS grass? I haven't a clue!! =O If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:50 pm
Jahzara Ashford Chaos Doll Jahzara Ashford _kityz_r_us_ Jahzara Ashford Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress [ninja eyes]My thoughts precisely[/ninja eyes] If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you xd I've heard many people refer to him! ...If that counts... Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress Ditto! xD
@Chaos- Yes, but you neglected to mention the fact that he IS in fact Walker Texas Ranger! *Looked it up* >>;; Carrot top headed dude. 3nodding
If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you Yeah, no crap. >/ That was pretty much a given. Want me to tell you what color grass is while I'm at it? *shakes head in shame at you.* Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress *Smacks you* No! What color IS grass? I haven't a clue!! =O If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you It's blue. 3nodding Wait a minute... surprised
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_kityz_r_us_ Vice Captain
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Jahzara Ashford Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:58 pm
_kityz_r_us_ Jahzara Ashford Chaos Doll Jahzara Ashford _kityz_r_us_ Jahzara Ashford Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress [ninja eyes]My thoughts precisely[/ninja eyes] If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you xd I've heard many people refer to him! ...If that counts... Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress Ditto! xD
@Chaos- Yes, but you neglected to mention the fact that he IS in fact Walker Texas Ranger! *Looked it up* >>;; Carrot top headed dude. 3nodding
If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you Yeah, no crap. >/ That was pretty much a given. Want me to tell you what color grass is while I'm at it? *shakes head in shame at you.* Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress *Smacks you* No! What color IS grass? I haven't a clue!! =O If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you It's blue. 3nodding Wait a minute... surprised Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress Nuh uh! It's pink. surprised If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you
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