When I look into your eyes, there's nothing there to see.
Some jokes I got from a Reader's Digest magazine. 8D
One little punctuation mark would have made a would of difference in the gigantic sign I saw posted outside a local family restaurant: "Kids under 12 eat free live clown every Wednesday."
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After giving it a lot of thought, my son announced that he considered Halloween a far better holiday than Easter.
"Why's that?" my husband asked.
"Because," he said, "on Halloween, I'm given candy. Easter, I have to find it."
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Unfortunately, getting a new passport required a new photo. As I handed my ten-year-old passport and new picture to the cleak, I sighed. "I like the original better." I told her.
"Trust me," she said. "Ten years from now, you'll like this one."
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My pregnant daughter and her husband were checking out a new birth facility that was more like a spa. The birthing room had a hot tub, soft music and candlelight. "What do you thinks?" she said.
He looked around "Isn't this how we got here in the first place?"
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Make sure your wife knows you're talking to a cat under her chair begging for food before you say, "You know you're already twice as fat as you should be."
Nothing but my own mistakes, staring back me.
