Furzball
Basically I'm going to crossdress as a joke for a halloween party my friend is having. But I want to do it well enough that they don't know it is me and think I am really a girl.
Issues (besides jokes)
- unfortunantly I'm in college and between jobs so I am tight on cash.
-I have a T bod. Means my shoulders are wider then my hips. I'm luckily not too muscle-ly but still it looks like it would hinder me from looking like a girl
- hopefully I can find a way where I wont have to shave or nair. Any suggestions could help.
-any other thoughts or ideas for the costume are appreciated.
Note:
-no I am not homosexual, just doing this as a joke
-please no trolling and such
I'm a cross-dresser for Halloween and some drag shows, so maybe I can offer a few tips.
I'm broad-shouldered as well, but one thing I did to counter that the first year was change the type of cross-dress I was doing. I was a ball-busting business executive my first time, so I had on a women's suit coat I found at the thrift store. Just make sure to 'bust' yourself up to counter the loss of curve there.
As far as the leg hair goes, you might find a set of flesh-toned tights and wear stockings over them, it helps with the illusion.
Cheap makeup can also help, especially if a lady friend can help you apply. And perfume. It's the little things that make the costume.
Also, sometimes it's hilarious to make yourself look BAD. I dressed up as Mimi from the Drew Carey show and got rave reviews for it.
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