This or that?

[Delacroix_Ghost]

Just choose the less of two evils and give an explanation. Then make up your own choices for the next victim. Enjoy!

Would you rather...
Be stuck in an uncomfortably cramped boat with Anthony as be babbles about his favorite brand of cat litter, or be stuck in a dark alley with Judge Turpin?  

[BedlamUrchin]

A dark alley with Jude Turpin. At least I'd have somehwere to run to, and could attack if neccesary.

A free root canal from Pirelli, or a free shave from Sweeney?  

[Osh Manifest]

Preferably a root canal...it may hurt like hell, but at least you're alive afterwards...maybe...  

[music_of_the_night715]

I think I'll take the haircut from Sweeney... you're gonna die either way and I believe that Sweeney will make your death quick and somewhat painless, of course then I will be make into meat pies, I wonder if I'll taste good,
Now: Would you rather...
Sing all twele bells with Beadle and his high notes or sing Green Finch and Linnet Bird with Johanna for a week.  

[Delacroix_Ghost]

Pfft, simple! I'd totally choose to sing with the Beadle and then go get some KFC afterward. He seems like he'd be more fun to hang out with than Johanna.

!Next question!
Would you rather be a psychiatrist to Toby or Lucy?  

[-epic!insomnia-]

KFC! *goes into Assassins mode*

Toby, hands down. whee
Would you rather sing to birdies or sing to razors?  

[BedlamUrchin]

Hmm...Razors, probably. I don't think the birdies would think kindly of my voice.

Would you rather recieve Lucy's eyes or Sweeney's eyes in a transplant?  

[-epic!insomnia-]

Sweeney's eyes. I'd get to carry a little piece of him everywhere! 4laugh

Would you rather be Judge Turpin's ward or Sweeney's next customer?  

[Delacroix_Ghost]

Well, it wouldn't make much sense to be Sweeney's next customer because as a female, I incidentally don't grow facial hair. I guess I'll have to go with Judge Turpin's ward, although I would indefinately kill him with a hammer if he came within five feet of me and my light muslin gown...

Would you rather eat one of Mrs. Moony's purrrr-fect pies or one of Mrs. Lovett's little priest pies? ^^  

[Shandathe]

Mrs. Lovett's priest pies probably. I've heard they're pies "fit for a king."

Would you rather get stuck in Fogg's Asylum or the bakehouse?  

[BedlamUrchin]

Fogg's. At least there's probably food there, even if it tastes horrible. I'd have a better chance of survival.

Share a sofa bed with Judge Turpin, or a very cramped apple crate with Toby?  

[Delacroix_Ghost]

I'd choose the apple crate any day over any sort of accomidations involving Judge Turpin.

Would you rather be paid to:
Bottle Pirelli's Miracle Elixir straight from the source, or hunt and prepare stray cats for Mrs. Moony?  

[-epic!insomnia-]

Hunt and prepare cats. Definitely. >>;

Would you rather be stuffed into the trunk Pirelli was in for an hour or have your window shuttered and barred like Johanna's for three days?  

[BedlamUrchin]

The trunk. I'm sure it doesn't smell so fresh, and it's cramped, but I'll take an hour over three days any day.

Be an apprentice to Sweeney or Pirelli?  

[-epic!insomnia-]

Sweeney. wink
But also because I don't trust Pirelli.

Would you rather travel to Paris and Spain and God knows where else after getting married, or live in a cottage by the sea?