Last letter sentence game

[The Illegal Snail]

So what you do is make a sentence starting with the last letter of the sentence above you. For example, if the sentence above you ends with an 'r' then yours starts with an 'r'. So on and so forth.

Make your sentence as crazy as you like.

Heres the first one:

They walked into the noisy room, not knowing what to expect.  

[the immortal fire]

then they yelled so loud it echoed  

[Large Inmate]

Everywhere I go I can't seem to loose those darn Shrek's.  

[The Illegal Snail]

"Sha bam!" Yelled the retarded little frog.  

[xfantasyxloverx]

Go for the precious blood-candies!  

[Large Inmate]

Silky smooth candied sugar corn is the best treat ever.  

[Not-A-Google]

Rope might not fashionable, but it'll keep your pants from falling if you can't afford a belt.  

[Fuku Taichou]

The mad woman cried, "Let me keep my bacon!!!"  

[Large Inmate]

Never eat soggy weiners because they don't taste good.  

[xfantasyxloverx]

Don't eat soggy biscuits for the same reason.  

[Large Inmate]

No, it's because I was late for work and that caused a whole chain reaction of bad events which created a catastrophy.  

[xfantasyxloverx]

Yer makin' that up.  

[Not-A-Google]

Please pass the salt.  

[Large Inmate]

To you my dear friend anything.