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 Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:33 pm
Me? Well being the avid music lover I would of course make Headphones.
There are 21 Volume settings. But instead of this controling the volume, It controls your amount of hearing loss. that's 1-20. The 21st is called "Just right" as a refernce to the volume. Hoping to find a relife from the deafening MINIMUM volume, They switch it to Just Right hoping it will quiet down. Then c***k splat SPIKES SHOOT FROM THE EAR CUP AND RIGHT INTO YOUR BRAIN!!!!
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:15 pm
Hahahahaha! (rotfl) rofl
Oh, that sounds like something the creator of the WORST movie ever would do.
i don't know what I would Vasquez-ify… I do enjoy eating food, so perhaps demon ramen.
Ramen that looks and acts like normal ramen until you take it out of the package. Then it screams Happy Noodle phrases at you (I love Jhonen's other stuff, but I have to say that Happy Noodle Boy irritates me like the whining of a dozen children) until in desperation you throw it into the boiling water. Then it shuts up, slowly, like the Wicked Witch of the West when she's melting, and turns the boiling water red. When your ramen is done, it looks like thin little pink intestines, stinks of cabbage, and gives you vicious diarrhea for a week afterward. There you have Happy Noodle Ramen.
Eh, I tried.
wink
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:54 am
I think I prefer beef ramen. How about about Vasquez nicotine patches? Instead of putting them on yourself, you put them on your spouse/friend/roommate. They then electricute the person wearing it every time you think about smoking. Eventually it drives them completely stark-raving mad and they drive a stake up your a**, killing you and thus causing you to never smoke again! Hey, you would've died of lung cancer anyway.
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:31 pm
Nice!
Vasquezized popsicles.
Pure frozen liquid nitrogen.
Freez your innards with ease!
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