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I remember most of these quotes from video games, so I decided to put some right here.
Warcraft quotes, (Note: each unit will say something different if you click on that unit 4 times.)
Humans
-Paladin
"It's hammer time!"
"Touch me I will not!"
"No? Is that your final answer?"
-Knight
"My favorite colour is blue... no yellow!"
"I never say Ni!
"*Muffed* Can't... get this helmet... off! *Horse makes a laughing grunt*"
-Priest
"Scalpel, sponge, magic wand!"
"I've have been chosen by the giant metal hand!"
"Side effect's include nausea, heart burn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea, etc, and it's not recommended for young and adults!"
-Sorceress
"~Click me baby! One more time!"
"I don't remember casting slow on you..."
"Let's chat on Battle.Net sometime."
-Peasant
"The horse kicked me once, it hurts!"
"Help help! I'm being repressed!"
"You're off again? Well I didn't vote for you!"
-Riffle Man
"This, is... my... BOOMSTICK!"
"I shot the sheriff, and Pet Detect, and your wee doggy too!"
"You may have taken the blunder bose, but you will be praying for my cold dead hands!"
-Gypton Rider
"Someone give me the bird!"
"This hammer cost 40k!"
"Look up in the sky! It's the bird, it's a plane, it's me riding on it!"
-Flying Machine
"And now I will demonstrate the Doppler effect. *Echoes "Doppler"*"
"*Whistle pitch lowers* Oops, I dropped something... *Boom sound*"
"I think I'm going to Vomit!"
-Mountain King
"Could you put some bonus points to my drinking score?"
"Where's the pub?"
"What the h*** are you playin at?"
-Mortar Teams
"Dwarf#1: I'm TNT
Dwarf#2: I'm Dynamite!"
"Dwarf#2: What's that?
Dwarf#1: Get your finger out of the bong hole! *Pop sound*"
"Dwarf#1: And that' how the baby Dwarfs are made.
Dwarf#2: Uch!"
-Spell Breakers
"Be quick, time is mana!" (My favorite)
-Man At Arms
"Don't ask, don't tell!"
"Uncle Uthar wants you!"
"It's only a flesh wound."
-Swordsman
"Low pay, constant danger..."
"I should've been a farmer like my father wanted."
-Blood Elf
"I find your disturbance... disturbing!"
"Hi I'm Roy, the magic addict! *Crowed greets and says his name in boredom*"
"My blood cries out for peoples blood witch can only be traded with twice as much blood *Speeds up* and then three times that much, as if would for h*** there would be full of blood! And then there's raining blood and that will be enough blood... probably not..."*
-ArchMage
"Don't you have a strategy?"
"Stop it or I'll turn you into a mindless sheep!"
"?????"
Orcs
-Peons
"Me busy, leave me alone!"
"*Long* What?"
"Me nothin kind of Orc!"
-Grunt
"Why are you poking me again?"
"Why don't you lead your army instead of touching me!?"
"Poke poke poke is that all you do?"
"Oh! That's kinda nice!"
"*sings* It's not easy being green!"
-Head Hunter
"What do you want me for?"
"Wanna buy a cigar?"
"Say hello to my little friend!"
-Troll Witch Doctor
"Soiled bread is made from toast!"
"Eka mokum!"
"TV Narrator: What's that?
Camera Guy: The Troll is making some kind of stew witch contain some fineset ingredients and he's putting his head in it and it's going to taste great!
TV Narrator: Mmm, sounds good!"*
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