Scare the Whales

[Yungharri]

Every year we seem to have this business on the news about the Japanese and Norweigans trying to get votes so they can hunt whales, and Australia is trying to get votes to stop them. The trouble is that we must really be confusing the whales - they cruise past Australia and everyone comes to see them, and the whales think 'those were nice creatures, I hope I meet some more... Oh look, there's another boat, I wonder what that funny looking thing is they are pointing at me - Argh!'

Perhaps what we should do, is when the whales come past Australia, we be mean to them and scare them, so that they will learn to stay away from people.  

[Doressa]

I like the way you think! I'm going to start harpooning whale balloons left right and centre!  

[Yungharri]

I hope you don't want me to blow them up... it would take a lot of air to blow up an inflatable whale. whee  

[Doressa]

Perhaps I ought to invest in some sort of pump.  

[Yungharri]

I think you might need an aircompressor and a big one at that!  

[lunashock]

Whale sushi, it makes me hungry just thinking of it. xd  

[Doressa]

eek  

[the_nurf]

Internet for the whales!  

[Doressa]

the_nurf

Internet for the whales!

Hello! I haven't seen you for ages!!  

[Yungharri]

the_nurf

Internet for the whales!

What would the whales think about all the porn? That would definately make them stay away from humans.  

[Doressa]

Yungharri

the_nurf

Internet for the whales!

What would the whales think about all the porn? That would definately make them stay away from humans.

you'd hope...  

[the_nurf]

Doressa

the_nurf

Internet for the whales!

Hello! I haven't seen you for ages!!

Haven't seen you for ages too ^^  

[Todeskaefer]

What have the whales ever done for us? Have any of them ever been great scientists or philosophers? ********. That settles it, let's nuke em  

[Todeskaefer]

Same thing goes with the seals too. Damn those PETArds and self-righteous celebrities telling people that they can't club seals for a living. Who do they think they are? Makes me wanna get me one of them hakapik doowhackies and join in the fun  

[Yungharri]

Todeskaefer

What have the whales ever done for us? Have any of them ever been great scientists or philosophers? ********. That settles it, let's nuke em

I suppose sharks probably think the same thing. What have humans ever done to us - let's have some human sushi!