The camera fades-in to show our lord and master, Cartwright, managing the decorating team as he is having to redesign his office.
Cartwright: "Paint that wall!
NO! Not that colour!
I can't be seen in an office with such a hideous colour on the wall!"
???: "Bro, you have to check this out bro."
Canned cheers and applause is heard as the legendary Staff Member Russo enters the office to speak to The Lad.
Cartwright: "What could possibly be more important than me sorting out my office during the Royal Rumble Pay-Per-View Premium Live Event?!"
Staff Member Russo: "I've got it all right here bro!"
Staff Member Russo gets out his iPhone and loads up a video that has been recently uploaded to the World Wrestling Federation Guild's official YouTube page.
Staff Member Russo: "That Snypa has a problem with you bro."
Cartwright quietly watches the video.
Staff Member Russo: "First he tries to cripple innocent me and now he has it out for you bro.
I'm starting to think that he has an issue with authority!"
Cartwright turns to face the camera directly.
Cartwright: "I've become a massive p***k?!
I think I've become massively successful!
You have to make tough decisions every single day when running a business as big as the World Wrestling Federation Guild!
I get that not everybody is going to agree or like those decisions, it goes with the territory!"
Such a business-friendly response earns a round of boos from the fans in the arena.
Cartwright: "You came back to put me in my place?!
To knock me down a peg or two?!
You want to go out on your terms with a match against myself?!
Let me ask my booking committee about that idea..."
Staff Member Russo: "It would never sell just like that bro!
The people don't care about matches, they care about the story."
Cartwright rubs his chin in thought.
Cartwright: "Advice noted!
Snypa, I can't just give you everything that you want on a silver platter!
We have to build anticipation and excitement for it!
You might not even be able to earn it!"
That's always a good sign.
Cartwright: "Since you like to involve my family in to all of your drama, they are already gagging to get some revenge on you for what happened in War Games!
So here's the deal!
You get to choose the battleground for our last dance, but you will earn that in a Gauntlet match, next show!"
The crowd cheers in excitement for the first Gauntlet match in so many years.
Staff Member Russo: "Bro, I love it bro!"
Cartwright: "You will be participating in it too Staff Member Russo!
Make me proud!"
The crowd now roars at the chance to see Snypa get as near to a one-on-one match with Staff Member Russo as he can get.
JR: "The look on Staff Member Russo's face right now, I love it bro!"
King: "You're so heartless JR!
That man is an innocent writer!
He doesn't belong in the ring with that maniac!"
Cartwright: "Paint that wall!
NO! Not that colour!
I can't be seen in an office with such a hideous colour on the wall!"
???: "Bro, you have to check this out bro."
Canned cheers and applause is heard as the legendary Staff Member Russo enters the office to speak to The Lad.
Cartwright: "What could possibly be more important than me sorting out my office during the Royal Rumble Pay-Per-View Premium Live Event?!"
Staff Member Russo: "I've got it all right here bro!"
Staff Member Russo gets out his iPhone and loads up a video that has been recently uploaded to the World Wrestling Federation Guild's official YouTube page.
Staff Member Russo: "That Snypa has a problem with you bro."
Cartwright quietly watches the video.
Staff Member Russo: "First he tries to cripple innocent me and now he has it out for you bro.
I'm starting to think that he has an issue with authority!"
Cartwright turns to face the camera directly.
Cartwright: "I've become a massive p***k?!
I think I've become massively successful!
You have to make tough decisions every single day when running a business as big as the World Wrestling Federation Guild!
I get that not everybody is going to agree or like those decisions, it goes with the territory!"
Such a business-friendly response earns a round of boos from the fans in the arena.
Cartwright: "You came back to put me in my place?!
To knock me down a peg or two?!
You want to go out on your terms with a match against myself?!
Let me ask my booking committee about that idea..."
Staff Member Russo: "It would never sell just like that bro!
The people don't care about matches, they care about the story."
Cartwright rubs his chin in thought.
Cartwright: "Advice noted!
Snypa, I can't just give you everything that you want on a silver platter!
We have to build anticipation and excitement for it!
You might not even be able to earn it!"
That's always a good sign.
Cartwright: "Since you like to involve my family in to all of your drama, they are already gagging to get some revenge on you for what happened in War Games!
So here's the deal!
You get to choose the battleground for our last dance, but you will earn that in a Gauntlet match, next show!"
The crowd cheers in excitement for the first Gauntlet match in so many years.
Staff Member Russo: "Bro, I love it bro!"
Cartwright: "You will be participating in it too Staff Member Russo!
Make me proud!"
The crowd now roars at the chance to see Snypa get as near to a one-on-one match with Staff Member Russo as he can get.
JR: "The look on Staff Member Russo's face right now, I love it bro!"
King: "You're so heartless JR!
That man is an innocent writer!
He doesn't belong in the ring with that maniac!"