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 Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:42 am
Akane's Stupid Facts for World Domination
Hi there all you wonderfully crazy people out there in the ether-land known as Gaia!
This little thread here is where you can find out a bunch of totally true, but stupid facts and see how they might prove to be essential for those of you who are planning to take over the world one day.
Feel free to discuss the information posted and how you think it could also be used to take over the world. Not to mention we would love to see you post your own Facts for us to ponder over.
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Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 12:02 pm
Stupid Fact for World Domination #1
This is the fist of the series of mind-blowing facts for you to digest.
In fact, blowing up stuff and digesting, would you believe it, are both closely related to this Stupid Fact!"Dynamite IS Made Of Peanuts"
Why is this interesting for those of us who have the ultimate aim to take over the world (and who doesn't, let's be honest lol)?
Well, if not for the obvious fact that that you can make things go nicely boom thanks to all that nitroglycerin, you can also consider that infamous little piece of information on our delightful chocolate bars:
"May contain traces of peanuts".
I think the above adds a whole new perspective on this note.
One could, possibly (having taken enough of some or other highly illegal substance, or, like me, having had more Easter chocolate than is good for her) that the peanuts that are consumed may be taken control of with some Über Machine of Ultimate Death and made into TNT within the body of the people who have unwittingly consumed it.
In this case, one could feasibly hold the world at ransom.....or, at least, that part of it which eats chocolate bars....which would be a considerable part of the developed world.....including me.... eek
-looks at chocolate bar in hand, goes green and puts it down-
I think I'll stick with the chocolate eggs for now....
HAPPY EASTER!!!
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Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2013 1:48 am
Stupid Fact for World Domination #2Our next massively interesting Fact for World Domination, and how one could use it, is the following, with thanks to the Freeman Institute!"Nutmeg is Extremely Poisonous if Injected Intravenously. " Why is this interesting for those of us who have the ultimate aim to take over the world (and who doesn't, let's be honest lol)?
Well one can immediately take out any opponents to one's rule by inviting them to a dinner (a very evil plot) and accidentally falling over them and injecting them with some of the spice that was used to flavour their steak.
Sometimes I amaze even myself at the marvelous schemes I come up with!
In fact, one could even put those rebelling against one's despotic rule in a forest of nutmeg....feasible, right, and sooner or later, they would cut themselves......TO DEATH!!!!!
BWA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!
No?
4laugh
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Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:29 pm
Fact number two: Is it really ? That's interesting. But I think the biggest thing here is: WHY WOULD YOU USE NUTMEG ON YOUR STEAK! X_X R-chan! that's so WEIRD! rofl
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Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:35 pm
I have my own way to take over the world, though it's not ridiculous, it's actually well thought out xD
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Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 12:37 pm
DJ Hope 1990 Fact number two: Is it really ? That's interesting. But I think the biggest thing here is: WHY WOULD YOU USE NUTMEG ON YOUR STEAK! X_X R-chan! that's so WEIRD! rofl
LOL
I have to post here more useful tips for the aspiring despots everywhere. razz
Actually, yeah, it is true. It would not be half as funny if they weren't ya know?
razz
GLOMPZ!!
P.S. We wanna hear it Kinky-chan!!!!
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Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:23 pm
Stupid Fact for World Domination #3Why is this interesting for those of us who have the ultimate aim to take over the world (and who doesn't, let's be honest lol)?
Think about it!
People are slowly but surely being made to behave like ants, and, according to this fact, we are pretty close in our behavior to start with. SO....
If everyone can be easily made into a mindless machine, all the easier for world-dominator-wannabes like moi to get them to do our bidding, no?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!
4laugh
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Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:31 pm
Stupid Fact for World Domination #4Our next massively interesting Fact for World Domination, and how one could use it, is the following, with thanks to 449 stupid cool facts!"Porcupines can float in water." Which is why these delightfully adorbale little critters will be the first wave of attack from the beachheads when the time comes...
-tents fingers-
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!
4laugh
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Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:32 pm
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