How to Interact with Stein!

[Lady Red of Hawkswin]

With all this wonderful spotlight Stein has been getting, I've decided that we need to come up with a code of conduct if/when we are ever faced with actually speaking to him. He's opened up so much since his entry to Gaia in '09, but let's not cause him to become a recluse again!

So! Goddess Oblivion and I have come up with a few rules on how to interact with Stein. We give you:
How to interact with Stein (like a normal human being and not get rejected)!*

1. DO NOT, under no circumstance, pinch, grab, touch, poke, smack, or flick Stein's derriere.
2. In fact, Don't even touch him. Period.
3. Refrain from staring at DAT a** and other places.
4. Do not openly talk about DAT a** with him.
5. Do not show him nude photos and/or drawings of one's self and/or him.
6. Do not request his suit or other clothing (they were expensive!).
7. Do not act promiscuously around Stein.
8. Do not ask for body parts.
9. Do not ask where he keeps his spares.
10. No asking if he landscapes Manscapes.
11. You know what? Don't ask about his physical/private things. Underwear included.
12. Be polite and be mature!
13. Apply your best manners at all times.
14. Be sure to say Yes, sir and No, sir.
15. Do not act in any way that a fangirl or fanboy would act.
16. No taking photos without his willing consent.
17. Dress properly for the occasion and remain formal.
18. Have intelligent conversations.
19. Be updated with recent events in order to have intelligent conversations.

*Oblivion and Red do not guarantee acceptance by Stein, in fact, this guide is for entertainment only! Like Stein would ever speak to us. emo  

[Maxima quo Priscus]

Quote:

1. DO NOT, under no circumstance, pinch, grab, touch, poke, smack, or flick Stein's derriere.

[Battery Acid Included]

NothingGold

That list goes against everything I want to do, but it makes so much sense. gonk

Act like a sir lady. " 'scuse me Stein, have you heard of the recent update on lingerie? Mmm, yes, it would decidedly look wonderful on anyone, and not especially on you."

I wish guilds had a tip button XD  

[Miss Elecy]

...Can I ask him about the details between him and Cordis?
Because if he says no, I'll just as Loyal.  

[Lady Red of Hawkswin]

Miss Elecy

...Can I ask him about the details between him and Cordis?
Because if he says no, I'll just as Loyal.

I believe this falls under number 11. D:  

[Battery Acid Included]

Another rule, probably don't yell 'I JUST HAD SEX' in his face.  

[Lady Red of Hawkswin]

Battery Acid Included

Another rule, probably don't yell 'I JUST HAD SEX' in his face.

Falls under number 7. XD  

[Battery Acid Included]

The Red-Tailed Hawk

Battery Acid Included

Another rule, probably don't yell 'I JUST HAD SEX' in his face.

Falls under number 7. XD

Haha I suppose. I guess it depends on how you bring it up/act. Like if it were just a topic in passing, it'd be like 'um what.'  

[Miss Elecy]

Like I said, if he won't give me the details, Loyal will. emotion_dowant