Cigarette Troll
Wow...they say you learn something new everyday... When that mailman comes subtly hint that he was an hour late. He doesn't understand vital computer parts!!
And guess what? I got my parts, stuck them in, and then all of a sudden my com isn't powering up. After a few diagnostics and troubleshooting, I determined the problem was the power supply. Opening it up, a couple capacitors burst and leaked acid all over the internals of my PSU and basically killed it. This seems like an ongoing issue and not one that just randomly presented itself in the last few days. It was probably going bad for months, if not years (which would explain my possibly incorrect thought of bad RAM). So now I have to order a new PSU that will come in some time next week. So much waiting >.<
Here's the damage:

