Calling all unmotivated writers!

[Epic Muffin Cannon]

HEY!!!! Epic Muffin Cannon here, with a non-RPG but still D&D-related announcement!

I recently made friends with a guy who, in essence, is the BEST ARTIST I HAVE EVER SEEN! I'm a writer, so what did we decide to do so that we can pool our talents?

MAKE A TOTALLY EPIC WEBCOMIC!!! DRAGONS, STEAMPUNK, THE FORGOTTEN REALMS AND A WHOLE LOT OF CROSS-REFERENCES COMBINE IN THE MOST CREATIVE TUMBLR WE COULD THINK OF!! *heavy metal orchestra cues*

So, what does this have to do with YOU?!?!!?!?!??! Well, Dan and I are still coming up with character ideas, and we need some help making up appearances for some of them!!

Post your ideas here, with the best phyiscal descriptions you can think of, and you could have a chance to win SIXTEEN THOUSAND GAIA GOLD!!!!!!

So, chug your coffee, whip out your laptops, close the porn, and START WRITING FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN SIXTEEN THOUSAND GAIA GOLD!!!!!!  

[Keith Valken Lionheart]

I have 2 character ideas I've been working on recently:

Character 1: Syeleos Arenyilos
Race: Elf with strong fey blood
Age: Looks mid 30's, actual age ???
Looks: Red hair, fauxhawk. Squinty eyes, black sclera, glowing green iris. Always has a smile plastered on his face like Jake Gyllenhaal.

He wears little: loose, long, black cotton pants, leather sandals, a red sash around his waist, and a leather belt on top of it. On the left side of his belt he has 5 slim, curved daggers on their sheaths, as well as his long saber, and on his right side he has many belt pouches of multiple sizes. On the back he has a rather large fanny pouch. Chest and back are scarred to hell and back. He has an arabian/chinese anachronistic feel, as in he should give wuxia warrior vibes.

Character: Broll Ironback
Race: Dwarf
Age: 27-ish standard human years
Looks: Brown hair, thick bushy brows, always has one brow raised. Long nose, has a fantastic moustache and goatee. Wears a sort of cowboy hat, fancy black waistcoat and matching pinstriped pants, and a long sleeve white shirt. Silver pocketwatch, black dress shoes with white spats. Wears spurs. Wields a gun of sort, preferably a rifle or shotgun, since it's steampunk.  

[Kenocka]

This sounds interesting but if I'm selling you my characters for something that could in the future possibly make money then I want to know what my cut will be. Gaia gold isn't useful to me outside of Gaia.  

[Epic Muffin Cannon]

Considering you're only the second person to even notice this thread, and that you're a month late to the party, Dan and I just buckled down and set everything up ourselves. Once his scanner gets fixed, we're golden.