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 Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 6:27 pm
jcl007149 Giraffes Herp Derp jcl007149 What do you call a cow with no legs? ... Ground Beef! That was one of the first jokes I ever heard. Quite similarly, that was the first joke I ever told! 3nodding The first joke I ever told. "Knock, Knock!" "Whose there?" "Boo-Boo!" "Boo-Boo, who?" "Boo-Boo...BANANA!" cool
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:05 pm
Giraffes Herp Derp jcl007149 Giraffes Herp Derp jcl007149 What do you call a cow with no legs? ... Ground Beef! That was one of the first jokes I ever heard. Quite similarly, that was the first joke I ever told! 3nodding The first joke I ever told. "Knock, Knock!" "Whose there?" "Boo-Boo!" "Boo-Boo, who?" "Boo-Boo...BANANA!" cool
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 8:46 am
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 8:54 am
So it's this guy's son's 21st birthday. His son is just a head. He decides to buy his son a drink. He gives his son a sip, and he suddenly grows a torso. He gives him another sip, and he grows a leg. He gives him three more sips, and he has an entire body. "I'm gonna go do things I never got to do" the son said. He walked out into the street and got hit by a car. The bartender leans over the counter to talk to the father. "He should have quit while he was a head".
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 9:50 am
“Who can forget the Great Magic War? No, not your Harry Potter magic. I'm talking about the Magic: The Gathering tournament in 3027 A.D.; when all the holograms glitched and became real! What a day! Goblins, trolls, sorcerers, meteors, giant beasts from the imagination. All were running amok. It was a difficult time setting things right, I'll tell you. Giant titans smashed each other down while the Harry Potter fan club busted in and started hurling their magic about. By that time, many people had died, and things were getting out of hand. Thankfully, those Potters knew what they were doing, otherwise I wouldn't be telling you this now. Yep, that was a great day to be alive!”
“Okay, grandpa, here we are. Shady Palms retirement home. We'll come visit you every week, remember.” The young boy helped the old man out of the car and into the building, and after some paperwork, left the man, never to see him again.
“Who can forget the Great Magic War?” the man began as his grandson left him behind.
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 11:40 am
i know its over but need to share this with people as it made me laugh so hard 
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 11:59 am
X-Broken-Wish-X i know its over but need to share this with people as it made me laugh so hard ...sadface.
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 12:22 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 2:24 pm
XbeyondXsavingX Legal mexicans. emotion_awesome
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 4:06 pm
Giraffes Herp Derp XbeyondXsavingX Legal mexicans. emotion_awesome so, who won then? lol
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:12 pm
XbeyondXsavingX Giraffes Herp Derp XbeyondXsavingX Legal mexicans. emotion_awesome so, who won then? lol XbeyondXsavingX c:
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:35 pm
Giraffes Herp Derp XbeyondXsavingX Giraffes Herp Derp XbeyondXsavingX Legal mexicans.  awesome roflroflroflso, who won then? lol XbeyondXsavingX c: awesomeness. ^^ thanks
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