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 Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:11 am
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Ok, so it seems that for a forum titled Chirstian Friends we seem to focus more on the heavier topics and indulge in a lot of arguments so I'm bringing in a little bit more of light heratedness and humor to the forum and we can all bond more over a cup of coffee/tea and some of your favorite Bible/Christian humor. Share some funny anecdotes, give us some good advise with a funnier twist, your favorite fun moments in the Bible, Interesting facts, Bible riddless, etc.
Just keep it clean and have fun biggrin
So if you're ever feeling a little down or your day didn't go as well as you planned it, just come in here and have a little laugh with us!
Here I'll be the first one to share:
All I Really Need To Know I Learned From Noah and the Ark1. Don't miss the boat.
2. Try to remember that we're all in the same boat.
3. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark, you know.
4. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.
5. Don't listen to criticism, just get on with what has to be done.
6. Build your future on high ground.
7. For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
8. Two heads are better than one.
9. Speed isn't always an advantage; after all, the snails were on board with the cheetahs.
10. When you're stressed, try floating a while.
11. Remember the ark was built by amateurs; it was the Titanic that was built by professionals.
12. Remember that woodpeckers inside are a larger threat than storms outside.
13. No matter what the difficulty, trust in the Almighty: There's always a rainbow at the end of a storm. 
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:10 am
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 2:38 am
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Love the post by the way! I love a little Bible humor at times to lighten the mood. In fact, some parts of the Bible are a little funny...
For example, how Moses's mother was paid to nurse her own child when Miriam went and got her mother to nurse him. That always made me giggle because it's so awesome how you know, there was this misfortunate event happening, Moses lived, and his mother still got to see him after that and know he was safe.
This Bible verse was also a bit funny as well. I think it's worthy of being on a t-shirt:
Acts 26:24 At this point Festus interrupted Paul’s defense. “You are out of your mind, Paul!” he shouted. “Your great learning is driving you insane.”
Also, my husband was talking to me one day and we both agreed that God probably has a bit of a sense of humor at times and my husband said, "Yes, he has a sense of humor. He made the platypus." xd The platypus is such a cool lookin' animal, though. It's adorable.
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 2:40 am
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:47 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 3:34 am
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 10:48 pm
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You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey
I'm going through old threads at the moment and found a cool post that is actually by you Green Fu!! 4laugh I wasn't sure though that it would exactly fit, but I saw the church parking signs so here it is. ^^
Green_Fuu HOW TO STAY SAFE
IN THE WORLD TODAY
1. Avoid riding in automobiles because they are responsible for 20% of all fatal accidents.
2. Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur in the home.
3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of all accidents occur to pedestrians.
4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because 16% of all accidents involve these forms of transportation.
5. Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths occur in Hospitals. So, ... above all else, avoid hospitals.
BUT, ...
You will be pleased to learn that only 001% of all deaths occur in worship services in church, and these are usually related to previous physical disorders. Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any given point in time is at church!
... And ... Bible study is safe too.
The percentage of deaths during Bible study is even less.
So, ... for SAFETY'S sake -
Attend church,
and read your Bible.
IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE! xd
Because grey will not do. |
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 1:04 am
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 1:30 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 5:22 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 5:30 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 5:05 pm
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