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 Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 3:01 am
Please note that you read these at your own risk of getting confused..
1.) Everyone has heard it but no one has ever seen it, and it only speaks when spoken to. What is it?
2.) The man who makes it doesn't use it, the man that buys it can't use it and the man who uses it doesn't know it. What is it?
3.) A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said "twelve." The member replied "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said "six." The member replied "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said "ten" and the man replied "five." but he was not let in. What should have he said?
4.) A man was at a bar feeling poor he sees a rich man take 50's out his pocket to pay the cashier.The poor man says to the rich man "I know all the songs known to man." The rich man laughed and said,"I bet you all the money in my pocket that you can't sing a song with my daughter's name in it, Sarah Lee Greyson." The poor man went home rich and the rich man went home poor. What song did the man sing?
Good luck !
srewna
1.) Ohce na
2.)niffoc na
3.)eerht
4.)yadhtrib yppah
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Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 6:01 am
1. An echo.
2. A coffin.
3. Three
4. Happy birthday
I love riddles.
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 9:06 pm
Yep you got em Correct.....!!
Grtz
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 10:16 pm
Now! Riddle me This!
1) What walks on all fours in the morning, two legs during the day, and on three before it sleeps?
2) What runs but never walks, what has a mouth but never talks?
3) A red house is made out of red bricks, a black house is made out of black bricks, a blue house is made out of blue bricks and a pink house is made out of pink bricks. What is a green house made out of?
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 11:45 pm
♦ ♣ ♥ ♠
1) Man. Crawling, walking, then walking with a cane.
2) A river.
3) Glass.
♦ ♣ ♥ ♠
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 3:51 am
1.With thieves I consort. With the vilest in short. I'm quite at ease in depravity; yet all divines use me and savants can't lose me for I am the center of gravity.
2.What has roots no one ever sees, it's taller than the trees and up up it goes but yet it never grows?
3.There once was an evil wizard. He took 3 woman from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden. One of the woman had a husband and children and begged the wizard to let her see them. He agreed. At night he brought the woman to her house. In the morning he came and took her home. One day the husband decided to go rescue her. So he snuck into the wizard's garden. He looked and looked at the 3 identical rose bushes trying to figure out which could be his wife. Suddenly he knew the answer and he took his wife home. How did he know which rose bush was his wife?
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 9:38 am
dancoolest 1.With thieves I consort. With the vilest in short. I'm quite at ease in depravity; yet all divines use me and savants can't lose me for I am the center of gravity. 2.What has roots no one ever sees, it's taller than the trees and up up it goes but yet it never grows? 3.There once was an evil wizard. He took 3 woman from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden. One of the woman had a husband and children and begged the wizard to let her see them. He agreed. At night he brought the woman to her house. In the morning he came and took her home. One day the husband decided to go rescue her. So he snuck into the wizard's garden. He looked and looked at the 3 identical rose bushes trying to figure out which could be his wife. Suddenly he knew the answer and he took his wife home. How did he know which rose bush was his wife? 1. The letter V 2. Mountains 3. It didn't have dew on it.
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 6:47 pm
1.
Stuck at the bottom yet easily flies,
only one color but not one size,
present in sun but not in rain,
doing no harm and feeling no pain.
2.What
does a rich man want,
a poor man have,
and a dead man eat?
3.Whats
round as an apple,
deep as a cup,
yet none of the king's men can pull it up?
4.What has
Long legs,
bandy thighs,
a little head,
and no eyes?
5.Whats
Black within,
Red without,
with four corners round about?
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 8:15 pm
Chaos Reclaimer
1.
Stuck at the bottom yet easily flies,
only one color but not one size,
present in sun but not in rain,
doing no harm and feeling no pain.
Shadow
2.What
does a rich man want,
a poor man have,
and a dead man eat?
dirt? lol
3.Whats
round as an apple,
deep as a cup,
yet none of the king's men can pull it up?
Humpty Dumpty?
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 8:20 pm
JoyRose Chaos Reclaimer
1.
Stuck at the bottom yet easily flies,
only one color but not one size,
present in sun but not in rain,
doing no harm and feeling no pain.
Shadow
2.What
does a rich man want,
a poor man have,
and a dead man eat?
dirt? lol
3.Whats
round as an apple,
deep as a cup,
yet none of the king's men can pull it up?
Humpty Dumpty?
1.Correct!
2. Er..no lol
3. Cleeeever..but nope sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 10:42 pm
i think 3 is the ocean........ coz you can't pull water up but it goes to the shape of what it sits in and the oceans deep
2 and 1 i have no idea....
btw im suppose to be studying for next weeks exams but..... that can wait lol
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