Youre in the hospital because...

[Her Silent Cries]

You overload your brain and end up having a stroke.

I'm bored  

[UnoriginalSin1753]

...so you steal all the lawn movers in the area, rebuild the engines and race them NASCAR style. A resulting crash puts you in the hospital.


I am doing math homework...  

[Sturmmantel]

...and you bash your head on your desk because they are so complicated and get a concussion.

I play the piano...  

[UnoriginalSin1753]

...and you play so badly that I come over and choke you until you pass out. 4laugh

I am playing with matches in a dynamite factory...  

[Wurlee]

When a bald guy runs up to you and kicks you in the face for stealing his matches.

I'm lovin' the Andy Sixx.

 

[travelguy123]

You loved it too much all you've been doing is appreciate him, so you starved...


Havin my avatar change  

[UnoriginalSin1753]

...and a lightning bolt strikes your house, travels through the wiring and fries you.

I am opening a can of fruit...  

[finniii]

...the can opener sliced your fingers off.

I am juggling knives....

 

[UnoriginalSin1753]

... a knife cuts a bird flying past and the flock attacks you in revenge.

I am going for a drive...  

[Colorful Shadows]

Well, you didn't get in a car accident. You had a heart attack on the wheel.

Which caused an accident.


Im editing photos..  

[The Alma Karma]

and the kool aid man jumps through the wall, punching you out, while saying "Oh Yeahhh!"

I'm about to go over to a friends house.  

[Silly Ewe]

Then you ran out of time and you randomly died right on the spot. The hospital has extra 1-up mushrooms for you so you won't get a game over.

I went to save the princess

Nerdy post FTW!!! *dorkwad smile*  

[Sturmmantel]

The princess got kidnapped by Bowser, and you beat up Bowser, but Yoshi spontaneously fell in love with him and avenged him.

I'm creating a new avatar...  

[UnoriginalSin1753]

And it is so cool that it causes an ice age and your house. You have frostbite.


I am drinking apple juice...