I was sitting outside to soak up some much needed vitamin D
and my dog comes over to me, flops over on his back around my legs,
and sticks his hind paws up and against my boob B[
I tried to push him off and he was like "D:and I glared at him and pushed again and he refused to budge
So I had to sit there huffily and wait for him to move
and he finally PUSHED OFF of my boob and ran off B[
He's so mean
and my dog comes over to me, flops over on his back around my legs,
and sticks his hind paws up and against my boob B[
I tried to push him off and he was like "D:and I glared at him and pushed again and he refused to budge
So I had to sit there huffily and wait for him to move
and he finally PUSHED OFF of my boob and ran off B[
He's so mean