A husband and wife are going out for the evening. The last thing they do is put their cat outside.
The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out of the house, the cat runs back inside.
The husband returns inside to chase it out. The wife, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explains to the taxi driver, "My husband is just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the exhausted husband arrives and climbs back into the taxi saying, "Sorry I took so long, the stupid idiot was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger a few times before I could get her to come out!" [/b][/size]
The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out of the house, the cat runs back inside.
The husband returns inside to chase it out. The wife, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explains to the taxi driver, "My husband is just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the exhausted husband arrives and climbs back into the taxi saying, "Sorry I took so long, the stupid idiot was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger a few times before I could get her to come out!" [/b][/size]
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