I
Miss Bill Clinton
It
doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is
hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black
comedian who said he misses Bill
Clinton.
"Yep,
that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest
thing we ever got to having a black man as
President.
Number
1 - He played the sax..
Number
2 - He smoked weed.
Number
3 - He had his way with ugly white
women.
Even
now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't! And,
he gets a check from the government every month.
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking
America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in
honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It
consists primarily of a weenie in hot
water
Chrysler
Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor
Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada
When
asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton
replied, "I don't know, I never had
one."
The
Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell
the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it
to be, and nothing but what I think you need to
know."
Clinton
will be recorded in history as the only President to do
Hanky Panky between the Bushes."
Miss Bill Clinton
It
doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is
hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black
comedian who said he misses Bill
Clinton.
"Yep,
that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest
thing we ever got to having a black man as
President.
Number
1 - He played the sax..
Number
2 - He smoked weed.
Number
3 - He had his way with ugly white
women.
Even
now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't! And,
he gets a check from the government every month.
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking
America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in
honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It
consists primarily of a weenie in hot
water
Chrysler
Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor
Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada
When
asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton
replied, "I don't know, I never had
one."
The
Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell
the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it
to be, and nothing but what I think you need to
know."
Clinton
will be recorded in history as the only President to do
Hanky Panky between the Bushes."
